Ant: “Aborted Fetus. Buddy, come here, Daddy has to tell you something”
Aborted Fetus: “what is it dad is it a woad twip”
Ant: “No buddy. I’m sorry. Uncle Naz got traded."
Aborted Fetus: *runs off in tears* “NOOO UNCLE NAZ GOT TWADED”
Horst: “Thanasis. Buddy, come here, Daddy has to tell you something”
Thanasis: “what is it dad is it a ice cweam twip”
Horst: “No buddy. I’m sorry. Brother Giannis.. Brother Giannis got traded.”
Thanasis: *runs off in tears* “NOOO BROTHER GIANNIS GOT TWADED”
BREAKING: University of Michigan coach Dusty May has agreed to become the new head coach of the Dallas Mavericks, sources tell me, @AdamSchefter, @PeteThamel. Major college-to-pro jump for the 2026 NCAA championship coach and swing for the Mavericks and Masai Ujiri.