Today Trump

Parody new headlines that are probably not all that off beat on a very scary way. Send us your suggestions to [email protected] ! #TodayTrump

[Robert Downey Jr @RobertDowneyJr]

Here's to another one 'round the sun. Hope your birthday is as fire as you are @GwynethPaltrow

[KevinSmith @ThatKevinSmith]

In a world where the news cycle has the power to depress, frustrate, and terrify, I’m thankful it taught me that Blue’s Clues Steve finally became the Detective he always wanted to be! I’m tearfully happy for a fictional character I’ve never met! Excellent fan service, @nickjr!

[Robert Kirkman @RobertKirkman]

@TheRock @HobbsAndShaw Just say when!

[Dwayne Johnson @TheRock]

When the creator of Walking Dead loves @HobbsAndShaw. I smell our universes colliding on screen...🤯😂

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!

[Today Trump @WellTodayTrump]

Today #Trump decided he likes this #DaenerysTargaryen #Dani !

[Today Trump @WellTodayTrump]

Today @realDonaldTrump issued an executive order banding @LongShotMovie from US Theatres.
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[Today Trump @WellTodayTrump]

Today #Trump outlawed #Puppies.
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[Today Trump @WellTodayTrump]

Today #trump announced the plans for the first #SpaceForce mission will be to repair #Saturn’s rings #TrueStory #TodayTrump #StayunRings

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Today #Trump fired the #WhiteHouse #FedralEmployees whom haven’t shown up for work in a while. #GovernmentShutDown #FederalShutDown #ShutDown #TodayTrump

[Today Trump @WellTodayTrump]

Today #Trump proposed the idea of a Mote instead of a #Wall.

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Today #Trump canceled #Christmas ! #TodayTrump

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Today #trump looked at #Putin. #TodayTrump

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Today #Trump was a dick.

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Today #Trump issued an executive order any #Voting #Ballots not filled out in #Russian will not be counted. #TrueStory #TodayTrump #GoVote

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Today #Trump signed an #ExecutiveOrder ordering @EODMofficial and #WildLife #researchers around the world to #hardBoil #Penguin #eggs.
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[Today Trump @WellTodayTrump]

Today #Trump signed an #ExecutiveOrder making all of the #Voting #Ballots required to be printed in #Russian. #TodayTrump #TrueStory #Russia #Vote

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Last night #Trump posited that he had better hair than both @ConanOBrien and @moshekasher in #WhiteHouse #correspondenceDinner hosted by @iamsambee just before informing the people of the #UnitedStates construction on his wall will begin after he gets his #TaxRefund. #TodayTrump

[Today Trump @WellTodayTrump]

Today #Trump issued and #ExecutiveOrder banning #StandUpComedy all #Comedy of any kind is no longer #legal. #Humor is now a #federal #offense. #Potus #TrueStory #TodayTrump #NoJoke #NotAJoke

[Today Trump @WellTodayTrump]

Today #Trump asked @netflix to take down any content that speaks less than highly of him. #TodayTrump #TrueStory #DonaldTrump