Wellby

[Wellby @WellbyThe]

no lightbulb should have to pay $50,000 a year for contact lenses

[Wellby @WellbyThe]

new cause area: deregulate medicine

[Wellby @WellbyThe]

PRO TIP: if your timelines are short, don't file taxes

[Rubi Hudson @undo_hubris]

New unofficial EA mascot just dropped. Introducing Max, the Well Being:

[Wellby @WellbyThe]

@mealreplacer What if pressing the button kills them so they can never unfollow you?

[Wellby @WellbyThe]

@typedfemale What is more good?

[Wellby @WellbyThe]

I'm writing a new fanfic!

multi-level polycule: fraudship is tragic

[Wellby @WellbyThe]

EAs thinking of returning the money to FTX? Just airdrop impact certificates to FTT hodlers instead.

[Qualy the lightbulb @QualyThe]

rare object level Qualy take: if it is indeed true that FTX was effectively stealing customers funds then was categorically not worth it, not in reality, not in expectation

[Wellby @WellbyThe]

@QualyThe glad to see it's doing so well 🥰

[Wellby @WellbyThe]

Why am I randomly getting new followers.

Let me plot the downfall of @QualyThe in peace.

[Wellby @WellbyThe]

I've spent more hours gambling play money on Manifold Markets than hours Liz Truss was in office

[Wellby @WellbyThe]

Fixed it.

https://t.co/wfnQL9Q2z3

[Manifold @ManifoldMarkets]

Check out our beautiful, interactable midterms election map 😍

We are hosting a $500 US midterms forecasting tournament!

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[Wellby @WellbyThe]

[me being paperclipped by my heroin machine]: oh yeah? if you're superinteliigent why aren't you superhappy?

[Wellby @WellbyThe]

Do not kill the part of yourself at the hinge,
Kill the part that hinges.

[Wellby @WellbyThe]

the real net promoter score is what fraction of EA money goes to AMF

[Wellby @WellbyThe]

On a scale of 0-10 how likely would you recommend your life to other people?

[Wellby @WellbyThe]

@mealreplacer @RafaRuizdeLira please daddy, my life-satisfaction market has dropped to a 6

[Wellby @WellbyThe]

@WellbysThe @WellbyThe291 ohhh? 👀 do share @WellbyThe291

[Wellby @WellbyThe]

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in an EA?