Welvyn Z Porter

debuffed by depression -🔪Horror, Thriller, Sci-fi, and Dark Comedy. Need a fix? Check out my website!

[Welvyn Z Porter @WelvynZPorter]

@SecKennedy Oz aged 1000 years

[Welvyn Z Porter @WelvynZPorter]

When porting a WebGL project and you find out WebGPU can’t multisample the one buffer that holds bloom 🙃

[Welvyn Z Porter @WelvynZPorter]

@LASHYBILLS Its all that lead

[Welvyn Z Porter @WelvynZPorter]

@ABC What if the cop ran him over - florida is wild

[Ricky Berwick @rickyberwick]

GIVE BACK THE LEGO

[Welvyn Z Porter @WelvynZPorter]

@rickyberwick Recession.

[Welvyn Z Porter @WelvynZPorter]

Everytime I hear a Trap Dickey song I lose IQ. - and I think Yuno Miles ain’t bad.

[Welvyn Z Porter @WelvynZPorter]

Putting money on it now - Mirror life is going to start the extinction, combatting it nano technology will end in a Grey Goo apocalypse.

[Welvyn Z Porter @WelvynZPorter]

I FEEL like Lizzo be jackin’ flows and styles left and right on her new album. Dropped her style completely to rip off the popular sound right now.

[Welvyn Z Porter @WelvynZPorter]

Russell Brand is like that creepy smelly uncle that won’t let go of your shoulder.

[Welvyn Z Porter @WelvynZPorter]

I feel like Trump is setting up an anti-pope. We’re witnessing rare history folks.

[Welvyn Z Porter @WelvynZPorter]

Wild how they make you take a test to drive a car but not have a baby.

[Welvyn Z Porter @WelvynZPorter]

They’re going so hard right they’re looping around and becoming left.

[Earth Hippy 🌎🕊️💚 @hippyygoat]

“HOW DARE YOU SPEAK
LIKE THIS”
-Tucker Carlson to Donald Trump

One of the most prominent right-wing voices has broken away from Trump, directly criticising him.

[Welvyn Z Porter @WelvynZPorter]

You really must be a mouth breather if you think chatGPT is good in ANY way. Dumbest tech I have ever had forced upon me.

[NewsForce @Newsforce]

POKÉMON GO PLAYERS TRAINED 30 BILLION IMAGE AI MAP

Niantic says photos and scans collected through Pokémon Go and its AR apps have produced a massive dataset of more than 30 billion real-world images.

The company is now using that data to power visual navigation for delivery robots, letting them identify exact locations on city streets without relying on GPS.

Source: NewsForce

[The Facts Dude 🤙🏽 @Thefactsdude]

JUST IN: Afroman drops a banger before the lawsuit against him goes to court Monday in Adams County, Ohio.

Afroman just released “Batteram Hymns of the Police Whistle Blower” a day before the lawsuit heads to court.

Adams County sheriffs are suing Joseph Foreman for defamation, invasion of privacy, and intentional infliction of emotional distress for featuring them in his music videos from the night they raided and vandalized his house and allegedly stole $400.

In the new song and video, he calls the deputies out by name, packed with videos photos from the raid and some AI to make it comical.

Pretty ballsy.

[Welvyn Z Porter @WelvynZPorter]

Here is a patent for “execution injection vehicles”.. aka a deathvan. China is already using them, the companies that make them have sites they advertise the “product” on, and seeing how everything is going I wonder when It will come to the USA.

https://t.co/jmagarkQk5

[Welvyn Z Porter @WelvynZPorter]

@KevLAbeast @WholeFoods I like the cheddar version of those! Reposting, hopefully they will be back!

[L.A. Beast @KevLAbeast]

@WholeFoods please bring back the 365 sweet potato puffs. My son is allergic to 11 different food allergies and the puffs were one of his safe foods…

[Welvyn Z Porter @WelvynZPorter]

Oh! I thought of a good nickname! Reverse Robinhood Raja! You take from the poor and give to the rich!

You can have that campaign slogan on me @RajaForIL @CongressmanRaja