Wendell the Manatee

[Wendell the Manatee @WendellManatee]

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[Wendell the Manatee @WendellManatee]

@RoboLemming @BradentonPD Mewhoo flooo hoooooooon

[Wendell the Manatee @WendellManatee]

@CTHULHUApproves @TSnlop @kaeruZangyo Hooooonnnnnnnn

[Wendell the Manatee @WendellManatee]

Mewhooo.... hooooonnnnn....

[Straight Florida @StraightFlorida]

This is a critical tourist advisory for anyone visiting our coastlines. What you are looking at is absolutely, under no circumstances, a peaceful manatee. Do not be fooled by the camouflage. 🚨

This is Florida’s most feared, prehistoric sea monster: The Silent Death.
This clueless Patriots fan swimming next to it has no idea how close he is to meeting his maker. He only survived because this specific monster just swallowed a Connecticut blue-hair a few yards back, and she’s still actively chewing on the leftover protest sign.

The Silent Death possesses a terrifying sensory array. A great white shark can smell a drop of blood from a mile away, but the Silent Death can smell soy milk, seasonal depression, and political entitlement from three times that distance. When they strike, there is no chewing—they just swallow you completely whole, like Michelle Obama demolishing a foot-long hot dog at a stadium.

If you are visiting from New England, please understand you do not possess the evolutionary traits required for this environment.

Stay in your dedicated, heavily guarded safe spaces like Disney World, or stick to the hotel pool. The local waters are closed to amateurs. ⛱️

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[Wendell the Manatee @WendellManatee]

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[Wendell the Manatee @WendellManatee]

Hooooooooooooonnnnnn..... 😢

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[Wendell the Manatee @WendellManatee]

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[Wendell the Manatee @WendellManatee]

@monsterhunter45 Hooooooooonnnnnn

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[Wendell the Manatee @WendellManatee]

@monsterhunter45 Hoooooonnnnn

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@ashman31522 @monsterhunter45 Mewhooooo Floooooo Hooooooooon

[Wendell the Manatee @WendellManatee]

Hooooooooooon

[Sam Robb @SamRobbWrites]

@alexthechick I am sure @WendellManatee appreciates the love that you show his people. As he once said, "Hooooooooooon".

[Wendell the Manatee @WendellManatee]

Flooooo. Mewhoooo. Hoooooooooooooonnnnn :ploop:

[Ron DeSantis @GovRonDeSantis]

Gov. Ron DeSantis Provides $30 Million for Manatee Protection https://t.co/KbaxEKZOjt

[Larry Correia @monsterhunter45]

For people wanting to check out my work-
If they like epic fantasy, Son of the Black Sword. Monsters and explosions? Monster Hunter International.
1930s superheroes? Hard Magic.
@AdamBaldwin
speaking Manatee? Tom Stranger. :D

[Wendell the Manatee @WendellManatee]

@monsterhunter45 @AdamBaldwin Hooooooooooooonnnnnn

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@MatthewDRiddle1 Hoooooon Mewhooo

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[Wendell the Manatee @WendellManatee]

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[Wendell the Manatee @WendellManatee]

@WarpCordova Hooooooonnnnnnn