Wendy Mallas

Artist & Illustrator. Please use my Instagram account instead of this one.

[Wendy Mallas @Wendywitwoo]

Rather than deleting the account, I’m just leaving this here and turning X off. If you want me, you can find me on Instagram.

https://t.co/eEov9XOMci

See you there xx

[Wendy Mallas @Wendywitwoo]

Dear X,

Yes, this really is me. Thanks for your pop-up. I only came back to send a message. I’m not hanging around.

You need to do more to make it a nicer place. Like it was in 2009.

You’re welcome.

[Wendy Mallas @Wendywitwoo]

Very soon, I will be deleting my X account. If you still want to stay in touch, my Instagram account is https://t.co/eEov9XOMci

[Wendy Mallas @Wendywitwoo]

@gdavies @gregdavies I don’t think I’ll be far behind you x

[Wendy Mallas @Wendywitwoo]

@jennyeclair And for the record, I did recognise Roger Moore. x

[Wendy Mallas @Wendywitwoo]

@jennyeclair Definitely not crap at drawing, Jenny. There is a certain naïveté but that’s a good thing. They are beautiful and what a precious way to remember your wonderfully creative dad.

[Wendy Mallas @Wendywitwoo]

@jennyeclair Do you have any voice recordings or written memories of him?

[Wendy Mallas @Wendywitwoo]

@jennyeclair 🌸♥️🌸♥️🌸♥️🌸♥️🌸

[Wendy Mallas @Wendywitwoo]

@JasonManford Derwent water?

[Wendy Mallas @Wendywitwoo]

@rickygervais I’m so tempted to do the same. Except I’m 56 and I have a very relaxing voice. The audience would be fast asleep in the first 10 minutes.

[Wendy Mallas @Wendywitwoo]

Do a WIP gig at the Strines Nightingale (or even the Ladybrook, Bramhall) and I’ll be there with knobs on. x

[Wendy Mallas @Wendywitwoo]

@sianharries_ Yes! It was so good. He actually had me welling up, Sian. It was so raw and honest. Good to see Rhod getting stronger all the time. Well deserved BAFTA xx

[Wendy Mallas @Wendywitwoo]

@dontforgetchaos I bloody painted you, didn’t I? 😂😂

[Wendy Mallas @Wendywitwoo]

@ilovenostalgia “My name? Yes, it’s J.R. Hartley”

P.S. What do you mean “proper old”?

😭😭😭

[Wendy Mallas @Wendywitwoo]

Just to remind everyone, please…

[Wendy Mallas @Wendywitwoo]

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[Wendy Mallas @Wendywitwoo]

Greg Davies is just an 8-yr-old boy in a [redacted]-yr-old body. This is not a bad thing.

I binged it. Obvs. Very nice distraction.

[Wendy Mallas @Wendywitwoo]

@MammaBoon1 @therealboon All episodes on iPlayer 🥰

[Wendy Mallas @Wendywitwoo]

Are you watching #TheCleaner, @therealboon @MammaBoon1? Wicky’s got an Inspirals Moo t-shirt on. I still say it would make a great tattoo 🥰 xx

[Wendy Mallas @Wendywitwoo]

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