Scared Stiff 2014

All news Scared Stiff! An upcoming 30-minute TV pilot about four university boys and their malfunctioning man-parts. Instagram: scaredstifftv

[Scared Stiff 2014 @WereScaredStiff]

"...Why is everyone texting me 'Be Safe'?!" #BrodownVegas with @losprattt is underway! 🎰🍻 @ Toronto… http://t.co/8GFQqDfI7I

[Scared Stiff 2014 @WereScaredStiff]

Why does Dr pepper come in a bottle? His wife died.

[Mike Drimba @mikedrimba]

Why did the sperm cross the road? I put on the wrong socks.

[Scared Stiff 2014 @WereScaredStiff]

WE'RE FINALLY GETTING OFF...our computers to attent tonight's launch party at @SwitchNightclub! Are you?!

[Scared Stiff 2014 @WereScaredStiff]

Happy Sunday! Have YOU purchased your tickets for our launch party yet? Free drink and maybe a kiss too!

[Scared Stiff 2014 @WereScaredStiff]

This twitter thing's a bit new to us. We know we're lame, so feel free to give us some pointers. #AaaaandScene

[Scared Stiff 2014 @WereScaredStiff]

Tried to go camping once. Couldn't seem to pitch a tent.

[Scared Stiff 2014 @WereScaredStiff]

It was a sad, sad moment when our doctor told us we were out of the woods.

[Scared Stiff 2014 @WereScaredStiff]

We’ve always felt that "Failure to Launch" is HIGHLY underrated. #ThoughtOfTheDay

[Scared Stiff 2014 @WereScaredStiff]

We were wondering how people get Dick from Richard. You just gotta ask nicely.

[Scared Stiff 2014 @WereScaredStiff]

Another great casting session! (Or as @iholland likes to call it, "speed dating")

[Scared Stiff 2014 @WereScaredStiff]

Locked out of the RCC. #NoWayAmIMisingMASHForThisShit

[Scared Stiff 2014 @WereScaredStiff]

Sensitivity's pretty rare for us (#bonerpun), but we really want to thank everyone for contributing to our @Indiegogo campaign. #SoGrateful

[Scared Stiff 2014 @WereScaredStiff]

We're doing some raising of da funds. Check out this video for some details as well as humiliation towards an exec http://t.co/JhCaG4tMcP

[Scared Stiff 2014 @WereScaredStiff]

Help us raise our goal to fund this thing! Don't be shy! There are some great perks http://t.co/gaDCVRwLEi

[Scared Stiff 2014 @WereScaredStiff]

Impotence; natures way of saying "no hard feelings".

[Scared Stiff 2014 @WereScaredStiff]

For all the haters out there, sex on television can't hurt you. Unless you fall off.

[Scared Stiff 2014 @WereScaredStiff]

The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on.

[Scared Stiff 2014 @WereScaredStiff]

This scene tho. http://t.co/8r3ihCK5hL This may come as a shock but, @MikailaSimmons is more similar to Melissa McCarthy than you think.

[Scared Stiff 2014 @WereScaredStiff]

We fired our company masseuse today, she rubbed us the wrong way