That Wes Guy

People either love me or hate me. Or they think I’m OK.

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My hotel for the night has a private guest-only entrance to the Applebee’s next door.

This is probably as close as I’ll ever come to Club 33 access.

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@CoreyWDW Good to know. Will only have one night there (leaving on a cruise the next day), so good to have some suggestions.

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@braddrinks You were the original influencer.

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I keep asking what LGBTQ stands for.

But no one will give me a straight answer. 😁🏳️‍🌈

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In fairness, “flesh-eating screwworms” do seem very on-brand for this year.

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Flesh-eating screwworm arrives in US with first case detected in Texas cattle https://t.co/VwFx8tm3UE

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@BMetsGirl @timoteeburns Congrats you crazy kids!

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@Cheeksadam @Jodicab22 They tend to do that.

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Doesn’t seem like such great luck for the ladybug.

[Zach Barnett @zach_barnett]

@mycoskie Anytime Texas softball player Hannah Wells sees a ladybug, she eats it for good luck.

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I hear that was @NomadLounger’s nickname in college.

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There is an especially warm spot in hell for people who leave their cars parked at the gas pump while they go in to Buc-ees.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

MIKE TIRICO: Steal by Gilgeous-Alexander!

JAMAL CRAWFORD: That’s just a heads up play, Mike.

REGGIE MILLER: What I think is t-

THE VIEWERS AT HOME:

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Evergreen tweet

[Corn Nation @CornNation]

And just for good measure?

[Phil Bacharach @PhilBacharach]

In politics, I fully understand that the number of yard signs you see aren’t necessarily a predictor of who will win elections. But based on what I’m seeing in the city, I think the odds are pretty good that the OKC Thunder will win the primary. #ThunderUp #okcthunder

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My Christmas shopping for @PTPDshow is done.

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@missjoannamarie

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After careful consideration, I have decided I will not be performing at The Great American State Fair.

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@loribuugz @VictoriaTheTech I mean, while I would certainly enjoy having my friends come visit me in OKC, this definitely isn’t how I’d go about it. 😡