Worker: I can't live on $7.25/hr
GOP: So go to college
W: I can't afford $100K tuition
GOP: Take out loans
W: I can't afford to pay these at 8% interest
GOP: No one forced you to go to college
W: But you just saidโ
Billionaire: I NEED MORE MONEY!
GOP: Here's a $2T Tax Cut
Happy Bobby Bonilla Day!
Bobby gets his 13th installment of $1,193,248.20 today.
The Mets have so far paid him $15,512,226.60 for him to NOT PLAY the 2000 season.
There is 12 years and $13,125,730.20 left.
President Biden was trying to provide students $10,000 โ $20,000 in student debt relief.
By comparison, the average amount forgiven for PPP loans was over $70,000.
DOCTOR: โIโm sorry. You have cancer.โ
DORK: โNo I donโt. Debate me!โ
DOCTOR: โI understand if you want a second opinion. In fact, I encourage it.โ
DORK: โSounds like you wonโt debate the issue because you know youโre wrong.โ
DOCTOR: โIโd love to be wrong.โ
DORK: โThen debate me!โ