Wes T. Lymon

Please follow me so it will be easier for my dad to find me. Avid tweeter of a gif that Ted Cruz would find sensual.

[Wes T. Lymon @WesTLymon]

Shut the fuck up, Andy.

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

For all the Dems distressed by Trump’s Cabinet picks - where were you when Joe Biden and the Dems canceled their own primary to prop Joe up? Dean Phillips called this all “predictable and preventable” and he was spot on.

[Wes T. Lymon @WesTLymon]

@GeraldoRivera I miss you so much, Dad.

[Wes T. Lymon @WesTLymon]

@GeraldoRivera I know that it’s the same for being a media guy too which is why you left me at a fire station when I was born. It’s okay, I miss you dad.

[Wes T. Lymon @WesTLymon]

@GeraldoRivera Thanks for always doing the right thing, Dad. I wish you had come back to me like these people want their family back. It’s hard growing up without you.

[Wes T. Lymon @WesTLymon]

@GeraldoRivera And you never came back to the firehouse to pick me back :/. Still love you, dad.

[Wes T. Lymon @WesTLymon]

I try to avoid the hellscape but I must return every full moon

[Wes T. Lymon @WesTLymon]

@GeraldoRivera @CGasparino I’m glad I got these genes!

[Wes T. Lymon @WesTLymon]

@GeraldoRivera I stayed employed so I could one day save up for a flight to come meet you, dad.

[Wes T. Lymon @WesTLymon]

I bet I could defeat @mattgaetz in hand to hand combat if the prize was a pub sub.

[Wes T. Lymon @WesTLymon]

@CarltonAbner those two rapscallions? No, this is brotherly tomfoolery.

[Wes T. Lymon @WesTLymon]

@GeraldoRivera I wish you’d find me, Dad.

[Wes T. Lymon @WesTLymon]

@GeraldoRivera Dad, I trust him less than you and you haven’t acknowledged my existence for 36 and a half years.

[Wes T. Lymon @WesTLymon]

Me watching my Italian friends eating the Ragu sauce after I told them it was my grandmother’s homemade recipe:

[Wes T. Lymon @WesTLymon]

@GeraldoRivera Even if you were gay, I’d still love you dad.

[Wes T. Lymon @WesTLymon]

Spit in my mouth

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is a battle for the future of civilization. If free speech is lost even in America, tyranny is all that lies ahead.

[Wes T. Lymon @WesTLymon]

@GeraldoRivera You look so much younger! Like the pictures I used to hold before I’d fall asleep at night.

[Wes T. Lymon @WesTLymon]

Hitting the needle* tonight.

#NYTimes Election Needle*

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

nope. it’s not.

[Wes T. Lymon @WesTLymon]

Is this like one of those Amber Alerts for old people?

[LeoTerrell @TheLeoTerrell]

Can you identify these two Americans?

[Wes T. Lymon @WesTLymon]

HOW DOES NICK ADAMS KNOW WHAT MY GRANDFATHER’S LAST WORDS WERE!?!?

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

Put down the Fortnite controllers and go to Hooters with the boys.