Tati

My Grandma's eternal 'husband'. #ManUnited

[Kip Mimi @Kvaati]

LOL, no one can outperform Kibaki. Free Primary Education versus concrete blocks?

If it were not for that free primary education, you would probably be a bandit in Suguta Valley.

[Caspata.🐐 @Sp__ke_]

This

[Tony D @tonydpoison]

That scroll to find your year of birth is becoming increasingly offensive smh

[Tati @Weshco_]

Hahahahahaahahah

[mwm💪 @mwm_au]

Career woman ameniwachia vyombo kwa sink

[Kyle Ayers @kyleayers]

Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.

[Tati @Weshco_]

May and June this year almost ended us, but we're here still. All praise to God. Alhamdulillah 🙏🏿

[CPA Wachira Joseph @WashiraX]

KRA has graduated to your tax accountant,

Courtesy of the Finance Act, 2026.

• Starting in January 2027, it is KRA that shall FIRST tell you, what income it believes you earned in 2026. And what taxes you shall therefore pay.

KRA will do this by generating a pre populated income tax return using the information it already has, such as:

• eTIMS data
• PAYE records
• Withholding tax records
• Plus any other information already in KRA systems

KRA shall then send you this pre-populated return by 31st January 2027.

Once you receive it, you have 2 MONTHS (February and March), and 2 OPTIONS. To either:

• Confirm it. If it is correct. Or,

• Reject & amend it. If KRA got the numbers wrong. And provide your own numbers together with supporting documents.

- If you make your amendments late. Or,
- You do not make any amendments at all,

KRA shall conclude that you have agreed with its assessment, and you shall pay the KRA generated tax bill.

After that, you can use the amended or confirmed return to file your taxes as follows:

• If you are a human being, file by April 30th 2027.

• If you have no flesh & blood (company, partnership, trust, etc), file by June 30th.
(Or the last day of the sixth month after your accounting year ends.)

One more critical mistake to watch.

• Do not assume KRA's numbers are always correct. The law has expressly given you the right to accept or reject the pre-populated return before filing.

Lessons:
• Proper bookkeeping is King in 2026.
• Mark the new tax timelines in your calendar.

Now, reread this slowly.

[Tati @Weshco_]

Filing 2025 returns has aged people by more than a decade buana

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

pro tip: send a risky text in the morning to reduce your screen timing

[Martha Ahumuza @MarthaAhumuza]

This is what I mean when I say there's someone for everyone 😂😂

[Ryan Rozbiani @RyanRozbiani]

Venezuela looks like it was BOMBED after two MASSIVE 7.1 and 7.5 magnitude earthquakes.

Pray for the people, this is really bad

[Mwangî @archiemwas]

Mimi hushangaa sana na hii life. Between when we broke up and now, nimekuwa na warembo watatu. I don't think about them a single day in my life, lakini huyo jambazi must pop into my head 50 times a day. We broke up 5 years ago. Any relationship since her does not count somehow

[Sir KELVIN🎩 @Kevoh_254]

Gaidi after any slight arguments:

[Njuguna Mureithi @mureithi_me]

Integrity is one of the highest forms of aura and charisma. Semeni tu mnataka "mtu wetu", this conversation of charisma is boring.

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

I can tell you for free, my soulmate does not have a child that is not mine.

[Rasna Warah @RasnaWarah]

I said it before, am saying it again, one day someone will look at Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a country destroyed by greed.

[CPA Wachira Joseph @WashiraX]

What Julians has submitted is extremely critical. Extremely.

Right now:
• You partly tell KRA what you earned
• You tell KRA what tax you owe

If finance Bill 2026 passes,

It is KRA that will strictly tell YOU:
• What you earned
• What tax you owe

How?
• By pulling data from anywhere
• eTIMS, banks, third parties, govt ministries integrations, etc

If KRA sends you a tax bill. And it is insane. And you disagree. Who must prove it is wrong?

The bill says it is you.

But here is the danger. KRA is NOT required to tell you:
• Where they got the data from
• Or how they arrived at the figures

So you are left there. Trying to fight numbers you cannot see.

And some of those numbers could be system errors.

Now ask yourself,
- How do you disprove something you don’t even understand? Are you an angel?

What Julians is saying is simple.

If KRA wants to tax you using their data, KRA must prove to you and the courts that that data is:
• Accurate
• Reliable &
• Defensible

Is that a fair argument?
Or should taxpayers just fight ghosts?

[Beatrice Marshall @BmarshallCGTN]

I thought this has been the norm all these years?

[Ridwan Oke @RidwanuLlah]

You are the only one and you need to treat Malaria.

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

Fellow Kenyans, I need you to help me reset, rebuild and restore Kenya.

I have chosen to run a campaign that is funded by you, ordinary Kenyans.
I am appealing to you to make a donation to the campaign.

If my campaign is funded by donations from you, the everyday Kenyan, then it becomes OUR campaign. And I will be accountable to you, the everyday Kenyan.

You can donate any amount.

Simply log in to
https://t.co/Qnx8YlRZfQ.
Or go to Mpesa Paybill: 4164137
Account Number: 4164137