Does anyone else still snip the plastic rings from six packs with scissors before throwing them away because in 1984 you heard that turtles and fish get their heads stuck in them?
This video is PEAK comedy gold. I felt this in my SOUL. 😂
“Can’t stand these fckn bicyclists” — my brother, you just narrated my morning commute.
He nails it: Grown-ass men in skin-tight neon spandex outfits looking like a pack of radioactive Power Rangers, riding three-wide like it’s the Peloton Championships on a residential road. No one’s handing out medals at the cul-de-sac, Kyle. You’re not transporting a heart for surgery. You’re just expensive, slow-moving road geese with $10k carbon fiber attitudes.
One? Fine. Eight? That’s a tactical formation. That’s how civilizations fall.
I’m honking, I’m crying, I’m in agreement. Save us from the Lycra Legion. He nails every reason I can’t stand the bicycle militia.
Never forget when Kyle Busch spotted this fan wearing his hat while driving next to her in traffic 🥹
This is one of the most wholesome interactions you'll ever see.
So @espn stand for
Every
Second
Push
Nothing but f’n commercials?
Jesus Christ, soon as a whistle blows for whatever reason it’s “RUN THE ADS GO GO GO.”
How about commentary from the people you’re supposedly paying with a fraction of that revenue?