Pat

ios, linux, devSecOps - microplastic aficionado

[Action News on 6abc @6abc]

School buses set on fire, teen shot, dozens of arrests as Knicks celebrations erupt into chaos https://t.co/IW2qrHqas2

[Pat @patrickrbecker]

But fans in Philly threw a snowball at Santa 60 years ago wahh wahhhhhhh

[New York Post @nypost]

63 people arrested, 4 stabbings and 1 shooting reported in NYC after Knicks fans go wild celebrating NBA Finals win https://t.co/vuH1NaGKhv

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Congrats to Knicks fans

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Congrats to Knicks fans everywhere

[Eagles Fan Central @PhilaFanCentral]

I never want to hear about Philadelphia fans again until New York fans are universally recognized as the worst.

[Zack @Bowling4Birds]

Best thing about all of this is I never get to hear a New York fan say ANYTHING about Philadelphia fans ever again.

[Crossing Broad @CrossingBroad]

Knicks Fans Threw Eggs at Wemby’s Head – What’s Left to Say About These Truly Bad Guys?

https://t.co/aoLrwzmAkk

[Jamie Lynch @jelynchjr]

but Eagles fans threw snowballs at Santa in the 60s

[🌧️ @wstgoat7]

Someone just perfectly threw an egg at Wemby LMFAOOO

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

That’s another flagrant on the Knicks. How stupid is this team? Holy shit Wemby is in their heads. Alvarado acting NY dumb. Knicks acting like these idiots in the streets. What are they doing? This is embarrassing

[Dan Clark @DanClarkSports]

Knicks fans are a national disgrace.

[CogginToboggan @CogginToboggan]

Why did Drake Maye not go to AJ Brown’s wedding? Is Brown already making enemies in the Patriots locker room?

[Pat @patrickrbecker]

@WesleyDontSnipe Oh phuck yea lmao this is sick 😂

[Pat @patrickrbecker]

There’s nothing like eating pretzels out of a random dudes shopping cart then buying a $5 graphic tee

["Dena" @bikemamadelphia]

Looking forward to Europeans discovering the Philadelphian street food of choice for sports is served out of cardboard boxes in an acme shopping cart. #worldcup

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

The best thing you can do for fallen soldiers on Memorial Day is to stop voting for politicians who make more of them.

[The Tape Don’t Lie📽️ @eaglesfilmstudy]

The Pennsylvania Amish just got the news from their Carrier pigeon that the 76ers fired Daryl Morey

[Pat @patrickrbecker]

@SleeperNHL @phillycates @WesleyDontSnipe

[Pat @patrickrbecker]

@WesleyDontSnipe @sn0wb3ll 😂

[Mads @europemaxxed]

fuck teams
fuck outlook
fuck onedrive
fuck copilot
fuck windows
fuck microsoft edge
fuck microsoft authenticator

[Gabby Herzig @GabbyHerzig]

Philadelphia is known for having some areas/towns/rivers that are rather difficult to pronounce.

So @TheAthletic's very own @BFQuinn asked players (and @notthefakeSVP) to give it their best shot, with a surprise at the end.

The results did not disappoint.