Clive Beddoe's Dog

Original thoughts from Clive Beddoe (@WestJet's Chairman)'s English bulldog. This parody/satire account is not affiliated with @WestJet or @FlySwoop.

[Syracuse Airport @SyracuseAirport]

Rain-weary travelers had their Tuesday morning brightened by our @pawsofcny PET program volunteer teams of Bob/Lea and Eric/Cody!

Maybe, just maybe, this will brighten your day as well ✈️🐶

@APTherapyDogs #DogsofTwittter #dogs

Full HD version here: https://t.co/19BTn9h1xj

[Stacy Hibbs @stacyhibbs]

Apparently a pregnant woman, her Fiancé and their dog were supposed to sleep in the airport and wait for the next flight in the morning. Thanks a lot @WestJet

[Clive Beddoe's Dog @WestJetDog]

Follow me if you like #dogs with a digital presence and many deep thoughts about the Canadian #airline industry! Also I’m really cute ❤🐕

[Clive Beddoe's Dog @WestJetDog]

People say that humans often look like their dogs. I don’t see it… Do you? #CliveBeddoe #WestJet

[Clive Beddoe's Dog @WestJetDog]

One of the perks of being #CliveBeddoe’s dog is living life in the lap of luxury. I guess those extra fees #WestJet charges do pay off!

[Clive Beddoe's Dog @WestJetDog]

Random thought… If seats on @WestJet planes had a massage feature, the humans wouldn’t notice they’re being overcharged. https://t.co/2Psy0nR8tX

[Clive Beddoe's Dog @WestJetDog]

Q: What does a dog and a phone have in common? A: They both have collar I.D. #CliveBeddoe’s favourite dog joke is about as funny as #WestJet calling their passengers “guests”

[Clive Beddoe's Dog @WestJetDog]

#WestJet acting like #FlySwoop is a low cost airline is about as believable as a bulldog in bunny pajamas. Cute packaging doesn’t make it real.

[Clive Beddoe's Dog @WestJetDog]

So, dog-shaming like this is funny to humans? Okay… #WestJet passengers, what should we write on a sign in front of #CliveBeddoe?

[Maclean’s Magazine @macleans]

Scott Gilmore: Canadians don't often move out of their birth province. We vacation elsewhere. We barely know each other. We're now unable to muster national responses to big issues. https://t.co/zs2FfCOuRQ

[DogVills @DogVills]

Did you know that some dogs are just as scared to fly as some people?

Read on to learn about plane anxiety in dogs and find out how to cope.

https://t.co/E5OY5RhGl0
#dogs #DogLife

[🦋 @spoonmoonjune]

@WestJetDog Ix-nay on the ut-pay to eep-slay! 😳

[Clive Beddoe's Dog @WestJetDog]

I’ve been trying on prison garb just in case I have to go to the clink. Tell me, are horizontal stripes too last season?

[Clive Beddoe's Dog @WestJetDog]

Random thought… Is #CliveBeddoe as a plane name better or worse than Boaty McBoatface as a submarine name? Maybe humans shouldn’t be allowed to name things. #WestJet https://t.co/ouCATTHbIx

[Clive Beddoe's Dog @WestJetDog]

When I was a puppy, #CliveBeddoe put me to sleep with his stories about founding #WestJet. This makes me sad that humans can’t sleep comfortably on WestJet’s planes. #tbt

[Clive Beddoe's Dog @WestJetDog]

I just published "The dog house" on @Medium: https://t.co/ZPo9KyttCq

[Clive Beddoe's Dog @WestJetDog]

So #WestJet has Disney themed livery and my human, #CliveBeddoe, has a plane named after him. Where’s my recognition? WestJet is really going to the dogs, if you ask me.

[Clive Beddoe's Dog @WestJetDog]

This is the same reaction I have when I bark to go outside, then go back inside to get my tennis ball, then go outside again to find it is pouring rain. #thatsnotokay @flyswoop

[Clive Beddoe's Dog @WestJetDog]

Why do the humans @Westjet keep having to talk about being bad in front of courts? I know a good dog lawyer but he specializes in evicting fleas. "Federal Court orders 2nd WestJet employee to testify in competition probe" https://t.co/IknwACZWZK #westjet #clivebeddoe

[Clive Beddoe's Dog @WestJetDog]

Even dogs like to know that we have shared interests with our favourite celebrities! Don’t tell Clive that @bitterasiandude is my fave #WestJet #okseeyou

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