west town guy

Pretend know it all | Former corp slave | Voted most likely to commit tax fraud (2x) | F1 aficionado | caffeine connoisseur

[west town guy @WestTownGuy]

Chicago is the only city you can do this in btw

[the midnight joneser @MidnightJoneser]

Thinking about a solo mission to the local dive tonight

[west town guy @WestTownGuy]

Didn’t even ask chat if it was safe to get on a plane with a blood clot?

[west town guy @WestTownGuy]

I love me a rainy night until people magically forget how to drive

[dan ushman @danushman]

Unpopular opinion; No one - literally not a soul - actually enjoys the taste of beer. Not a single human. Those who claim to enjoy beer, don’t actually. It’s really just a social ritual, a form of self deception… the impact of decades of stacked marketing to convince you that beer is anything but an alcohol delivery mechanism. You can enjoy getting sloshed. You can enjoy the social liberation that alcohol offers. You can enjoy the party. But don’t act like you actually like the taste of beer. You don’t. You might think you do. But you don’t. Because it tastes like it looks: bitter dehydrated piss, with bubbles. In the case of Guinness, like diarrhea, with bubbles. And you know it.

[Charco @charcoded]

- Wake up
- 15 hr blur of caffeine and nicotine
- Go to bed

[west town guy @WestTownGuy]

I’ll take a cup of coffee with a side of cortado pls

[BZ @BezBeyondThePen]

Ditka dies on Friday, White Sox are reverse swept on Saturday, the Bears lay an egg in Lambeau Sunday, and now the Pope has cancer. Hard not to take personally

[west town guy @WestTownGuy]

Too easy

[Exec Sum @exec_sum]

BREAKING: Palantir’s CTO says some AI researchers are now smoking cigarettes because they expect AI to eventually cure cancer.

[west town guy @WestTownGuy]

Anyone know if she’s into accountants with adhd?

[based16z @based16z]

Stocks are open today while the bond market is closed because indigenous peoples were notoriously high volume bond traders

[west town guy @WestTownGuy]

It’s still southside till I die 🧦

[west town guy @WestTownGuy]

Mind if your boy speaks a lil Chinese tonight

[zero.com @sewiscidal]

i love watching formula one because no matter how bad my day is george russell is having a worse one

[west town guy @WestTownGuy]

If Lando Norris had one hater left in the world, it’ll be me.

[NFL @NFL]

The NFL is deeply saddened by the passing of Hall of Fame coach and tight end, Mike Ditka.

Our thoughts are with his family and loved ones. ❤️

[west town guy @WestTownGuy]

A coffee shop in Oak Lawn?

[Sox In The Basement @SoxInTheBasemnt]

You walk into a coffee shop in Oak Lawn and see 4 White Sox jerseys. The Jewel is a sea of Sox wear. Most Holy Redeemer Catholic school is out of uniform only if you wear Sox gear. St Xavier baseball moved practice today so they could watch together.

The South Side is alive.

[west town guy @WestTownGuy]

We’re the 9/11 of these martinis

[west town guy @WestTownGuy]

@JSmooth3y @Eyoyism Hope you tried the Tetela. I’m being completely biased though, it has become my comfort restaurant

[west town guy @WestTownGuy]

@Eyoyism Definitely gotta go outside of river north for some good Mexican dishes. I love zócalo in west town