Young Ralph

I am not a 10 year old

[Donovan Mitchell @spidadmitchell]

You from the DMV and a Yankee fan… I’m
not hearing it smh @joshhart

[Roan @bigmanroan]

“When everything burns the horses will run wild again” I mutter to myself after my 6th beer at 4pm

[Blind Bear 🐻🕶️ @BlindBearMedia]

I’ll die on the hill that Laura Sanko is a better and more professional commentator than almost anyone the UFC has

Sanko + Felder + Anik is my favorite 3

[Keenan Womack @KeenanWomack]

Worst FO in the league without a single doubt. Overvalue the players they have in house, can’t commit to a rebuild, can’t protect draft assets. Embarrassing org and that’s coming from a Mavericks fan

If they were smart, they’d deal Zion/Murphy for picks/young players. Take on some bad contracts if you have to.

But this reshuffling of the same shitty roster for years and doing nothing about it has to be infuriating for Pels fans.

New Orleans deserves a brass that gives af about basketball. Too cool of a city to waste on this bs

[FULL SEND MMA @full_send_mma]

Jared Cannonier gives an honest take on UFC fighter pay

“I would like to get paid the same way the highest level athletes in any sport get paid. I should have million dollar contacts at the stage I’m in, I’ve been top 10 for 7-8 years. I’m not complaining but it’s how I feel”

[choppa 🛝 @choppaslide]

that nigga messi left his grandma wit a 1 bedroom apartment in the hood

[Adam Rankin @rankintweets]

Every 3 years a new water bottle brand completely oneshots middle class white women like clockwork

[™️ @TJAMEZtm]

Women be face to face w ya dick talking abt “i dont usually do this” ….yea yea get the balls too bih

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Lorenzo Salgado Araujo called Houston home for 35 years. On Tuesday, an ICE agent shot and killed him. His family learned of his death from a video before anyone bothered to knock on their door.

New York City stands with the Salgado family in demanding a full, independent investigation and real accountability. To the Salgado family and any immigrant family in this city living in fear: we grieve with you and we will continue to stand beside you in the pursuit of justice.

Abolish ICE.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Ronald Reagan: “You can go to live in France, but you cannot become a Frenchman…But Anyone, from any corner of the Earth, can come to live in America and become an American…This, I believe, is one of the most important sources of America's greatness.”🇺🇸

[Zion @zionszzn]

if you catch me opening up Shazam while U on aux ima beat tf outta you

[ian @itsianraymond]

this weekend was so bagel… #Everything

[Cone Dad @AppStateConeBoy]

This type of immersive broadcast intro could never happen today because it’d require Kirk Herbstreit to shut the fuck up

[A.B🇺🇸🦅 @Blitzer_8]

3 teams. Nobody has shame anymore

[Allison Rapp @allisonrapp22]

inconveniencing thousands upon thousands of ordinary people and countless local businesses on a holiday weekend for something so gauche, inconsequential and tacky…..ooh it gets under my skin man

[BB @whatuplakerss]

Drake album came and went ain’t a soul talking about that shit no more

[Lucro 💫 @PlayoffLucro]

@JadensIV @skobuffss This nga turned into Isaiah Thomas 😭

[Ben Fowlkes @benfowlkesMMA]

Same guy said just a few weeks ago that he couldn’t possibly be expected to pay his entry-level athletes as much as the WNBA pays theirs.

[Young Ralph @WetBalloon12]

Psychedelics got me feeling like the boss baby

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

A Kentucky family has declined a $26 million offer to sell their farmland for an AI data center.

“If it’s my way, I’ll stay and hold and feed a nation. $26 million doesn’t mean anything.”