The Real WetLips

Co-inventor of Beat The Plug, a game that involves good hand to japs eye coordination and the desire to always want to come first.

[The Real WetLips @WetLips81]

@DailyLoud I’m fucked. Literally shot blanks. Just flicking banknotes off my wrist!

[The Real WetLips @WetLips81]

@jacquesy_84 Harold Hill’s answer to John Wick

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@PGiff12 @NoContextBrits Die Moist

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@jacquesy82 We wasn’t ready for you to leave! 🥲

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@jacquesy_84 Poor kids uncle is in the circus as well!

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@jacquesy82 Always had a thing for sinking the brown!

[The Real WetLips @WetLips81]

How’s your mum?!

[Jacquesy @jacquesy_84]

BBQ time #cheers 🍻☀️

[The Real WetLips @WetLips81]

Is it Vegan friendly?!

[Scott Smith @MrTweetsmith]

I had this made and shipped from China this year. Nearly bought 5,000 of them but bottled it. I have one other, anyone interested in a new tree dec?

[Tel monks @Texastel77]

Help me raise £5000 to podge’s dick enlargement. Please #donate on @justgiving and RT. Thanks! https://t.co/f8rtIs7tnP

[The Real WetLips @WetLips81]

@PGiff12 @GlenHorncastle Matches the golden toilet he owns!

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@GlenHorncastle I’m booking up for that class!

[The Real WetLips @WetLips81]

@jacquesy_84 Animal! Do you kiss your mum with that mouth

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@chrimbo1980 @RobbieMacLean Not sure what’s more depressing, lockdown or the fact you built a bar with no booze 🤦‍♂️

[The Real WetLips @WetLips81]

@GlenHorncastle Some good catches in there!

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@ruffusdixon @GlenHorncastle Paddles 😍

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@GlenHorncastle @ruffusdixon Just what we need 🤦‍♂️

[The Real WetLips @WetLips81]

@GlenHorncastle Brilliant film. Love the bit when he goes sledging! “Don’t try this at home kids I am a professional!”

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@GlenHorncastle She’s giving that a good airing

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@CJv3 @gooner_toni Maybe a birthday and Christmas type thing. Shouldn’t neglect your fanny like that!

[The Real WetLips @WetLips81]

@ruffusdixon @GlenHorncastle If you can’t tell the difference between a cable and a snake, do you fancy going on a picnic?...