WetUmbrella

don't look my name up on urban dictionary

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*on Let's Make a Deal*
"If you have a whistle in your pocket you win $100"
*I pull out like a fuck ton of drugs*
Host under breath "shityea"

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@amadarisss Not really… ive seen a lot of fucked up stuff from Spain Twitter. Shooting. Animal gore. Death. Machinery accidents. I’m done with this app for the night.

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My Twitter is stuck in Japan Twitter and Spain Twitter. That’s all I see when I open this app.

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This makes me more pissed that I didn’t get a sticker

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I haven’t seen one persons put their “I Voted” sticker on their nipple today. This election is bullshit.

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@HardCountered Aww honey bunny🥰

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I’m so glad that Disney adults are proud enough to announce that they are Disney adults on dating apps. Makes the swipe decision so much easier.

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90% of the people that describe something as an “acid trip” clearly have never done acid

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Turning off comments? Do you shit your tiny little diaper when someone confronts you with the truth? Are you that much of a loser?

Your God will punish you. Your god hates you. Cry harder you cunt.

[Brett Favre @BrettFavre]

Packers fans in Wisconsin: Are you with me? I need y’all to get out and vote for President Donald J. Trump today. It’s time to save America! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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Dixville

[Andrew @andr3w31a561]

Ok this is hilarious

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Lady as I was leaving the polling station(sweet, kind, invested) “Thank you for voting!”

Me(dumbass, idiot, buffoon) “Thanks for having me!”

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reggae k-pop

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My dude is checking his mirrors better than any driver in mississippi

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Knowing my ballot completely negates Matt Gatez ballot makes voting in this shithole state worth it

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I never get a sticker☹️

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Happy birthday to the perfect album

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Venmo for friends. Cashapp for buying band merch.

[Fat Rat @FatRatCowboy]

There is a racial divide in this country

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Thinking about deleting twitter tomorrow. I’m about 55/45 in favor of doing so. It’ll be 16 years on this pathetic app mid-December. I might wait out for that.

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Sriracha goes on all pizza. I said what I said.

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Ah, yes. Nolan Ryan. A true slugger. Best know for hitting so many baseballs.

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