Harvey

[Harvey @Wething83885278]

When your gym crush walks by and sees the barbell loaded heavy and asks "Going heavy today?"

[Jonathan Koan @JonathanKoan]

Alternate title for House of the Dragon Season 3: Episode 1:

“How NOT to Train Your Dragon”

[Harvey @Wething83885278]

@VinnysCorner1 Randy Johnson

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Stephen Colbert: I'm looking for a new gig soon, and a lot of people tell me I should run for president.

Barack Obama: Well, you certainly have the look. You have the hair.

Colbert: For the record, I think it's a stupid idea. How dumb do you think it is for people to say that I should run for president?

Obama: Well, you know... the bar has changed...

Colbert: At times, subterranean.

Obama: Let me put it this way: I think that you could perform significantly better than some folks that we've seen.

Colbert: Is that an endorsement?

Obama: It is not.

[Harvey @Wething83885278]

@RonFilipkowski Are those giant cards or they just look big in his tiny little hands?

[J. Mangual @MLBShotsFired]

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

Never seen something like this ever. This is incredible. Holy moly.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

never seen someone get excommunicated by a community note

[Harvey @Wething83885278]

My brother-in-law

[MLB @MLB]

We don't count calories on holidays

Happy #OpeningDay!

[Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere]

Opted for a quiet, unfussy Christmas this year. No family, no expensive gifts or elaborate meals, no need to wake up super early and worry about whether I got the right thing for this person or that person. Just me, my dog, and my little house overlooking Whoville wait a sec

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Cam Newton always looks like a rival chocolatier who’s plotting how to drive Willy Wonka out of business …

[Harvey @Wething83885278]

Best thing I've seen all day

[Harvey @Wething83885278]

I don't believe in a higher power, but if there is one, I definitely hope it's a woman.

[Tom Colicchio @tomcolicchio]

decisions decisions

[Harvey @Wething83885278]

What do you call a ghost's boobs?

Paranormal entitties.

Best Halloween joke ever.

[Encyclopaedia Britannica @Britannica]

Our bad.

[Leah V. @LeahVredenbregt]

Nancy Mace's very first words to reporters on Charlie Kirk was "democrats own what happened today"

When @ryanobles followed up about if that means Republicans "own" the shooting of Minnesota lawmakers she says "are you kidding me?"

From moments ago on the House steps

[Harvey @Wething83885278]

Huge comeback for the Bills! What a game.