Andy Wetula

[Andy Wetula @Wetula]

Her: “Come over.”
Me: “I can’t. I don’t have a car.”
Her: “My parents aren’t home.”
Me:

[Andy Wetula @Wetula]

Haven’t been to a movie theatre in while… So they just don’t play that little roller coaster sequence before a movie starts at Regal cinemas anymore? The world really is going to shit.

[Andy Wetula @Wetula]

Society has chosen to put way too many handicapped parking spots in the lots. The distribution is off. Once the sun goes down I should be free to park in those spots. Not because I need to, moreso out of principle. I deserve to park at the front every once in a while.

[Andy Wetula @Wetula]

Don’t chase the feeling baby girl let it come to you. 🎶

[Andy Wetula @Wetula]

Hate when you totally immerse and binge watch an entire multi season series and then it ends and your like “who even am I anymore. I need to get back to sanctum and save the human race.”… anyway shoutout “The 100” good ass show.

[Andy Wetula @Wetula]

@GSeagle2893 It’s Canberra you fool.

[Andy Wetula @Wetula]

I’ve just learned that Sydney is not the capital of Australia. When the HELL did that happen? This is a Mandela effect. Im shocked. Im In disbelief. My capital knowing reputation is ruined.

[Andy Wetula @Wetula]

It’s Ash Wednesday, which means you give up something for lent today. I’m giving up giving up on things. I will be resuming my life as is for the next 40 days.

[Andy Wetula @Wetula]

Man delta could have this shit “bronze” or something. Not thrilled be stuck in this zone with the “basics”

[Andy Wetula @Wetula]

One time I went on a date with a girl and it didn’t work out but after she added me on linkedin and said she’d help get me a job if I ever needed one.

Never stop Networking! 😤

[Andy Wetula @Wetula]

@_jackiewestside YOU don’t get a free government handout. The government made YOU pay for a free handout to some billion dollar corps though.

[Andy Wetula @Wetula]

I just bought and wrapped a tub of coleslaw to give someone for Christmas. I mean come on… If that isn’t peak humor than I don’t what is.

[Andy Wetula @Wetula]

I’m the king of saying “perfect” after being asked by a barber how my haircut looks. If you wondering… I DONT like my haircut.

[Andy Wetula @Wetula]

@david_tarquinio Maybe wishful thinking but it’s just so hard to believe that a majority of people anywhere are like that.

[Andy Wetula @Wetula]

But no, we have to cater to this class system for no reason. Literally doesn’t make the flight leave any faster.

[Andy Wetula @Wetula]

Planes should board by seat type first. Letting window seats board first, then middle seat, then aisle seat would expedite the boarding process so much. Half the time is waiting for someone to get out of their seat to let someone squeeze in.

[Andy Wetula @Wetula]

Yes. remember everyone, only be nice to people to benefit yourself. Don’t be nice just because.

[Gary Vaynerchuk @garyvee]

Being kind to someone today will make YOU so much happier 💛

[Andy Wetula @Wetula]

The letter M feel like it’s so far away from the letter K in the alphabet, but really they are only 2 letters apart. 👍

[Andy Wetula @Wetula]

Breaking news🚨 due to a failed drug test (tanning towels) @sydbake has been suspended for 2021 season and removed from the hall of fame.

[Andy Wetula @Wetula]

2 spots announced and 6 remaining with a lot of summer to go. It’ll be interesting to see who fills out the list.

[Andy Wetula @Wetula]

New Member Alert 🚨 @sydbake