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[Preciou.sss🌷🧡🐘 @PrincesssssPre]

-This lil boy in Walmart coughed and said “please lord I’m only 8” 😭😭🤣🤣

[Andy Wetula @Wetula]

Breaking news🚨 due to a failed drug test (tanning towels) @sydbake has been suspended for 2021 season and removed from the hall of fame.

[Andy Wetula @Wetula]

2 spots announced and 6 remaining with a lot of summer to go. It’ll be interesting to see who fills out the list.

[Andy Wetula @Wetula]

New Member Alert 🚨 @sydbake

[tony ferraro @tony_ferraro7]

i wasn’t productive at all during the pandemic but it was actually my first pandemic so i think that’s fine

[invader zim @f8the]

why drake smiling n enjoying life like he don't owe us an album

[Losing it @prophethusband]

My dad just called from the car to tell me theres a conspiracy theory at IKEA where the showroom furniture are bigger than the ones you buy. He said its just by an inch or so but its enough to make you feel crazy. Its the most ive heard him say in years

[P @parisCo_]

I am the naked neighbor and damn proud of it

[Josh Gunderson @joshgunderson]

DON'T 👏 CELEBRATE 👏 STAR 👏 WARS 👏 DAY 👏 IF 👏 YOU 👏 DIDN'T 👏 SERVE 👏 IN 👏 THE 👏 STAR 👏 WAR 👏

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

every year im given no warning that the kentucky derby is happening. what if i wanted to go

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

cant believe men made up oil changes just to stress us out

[helen @helen]

growing up i had a friend who was convinced the lyrics were “don’t go, jason waterfalls” and i think about it constantly. why would it be that. who is jason

[Georgia Hardstark @GHardstark]

you know you’re a little too deep into true crime when you call the windows in your house “points of entry.”

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

I can’t believe I used to wake up, shower, put on cute outfit + heels, do hair and makeup, take 3 trains, place mobile Starbucks order, walk 10 minutes, pick up coffee, swipe employee badge, ride on elevator, swipe employee badge again ALL BEFORE 8:30am?????

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

“we don’t deserve dogs” i do. i have a really good personality

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

me: hello i would like some spinach. just a normal amount for a normal person

grocery store: yea right. bet u love spinach u little spinach freak. here's a fucking brick of spinach. a literal bathtub full. u have 3 days to eat it all before it goes bad