1994, I graduated HS 1995, guess you missed that too
Ill catch you up.
I got married.
Wrote some stuff.
Got knocked up 3 times.
Had two of em.
And didnt name either one after you.
Sorry i didnt make it to your deathbed...
In my defense,
You swore you were really dying of cancer THIS time a LOT.
Haunting me?
I certainly hope so.
Bout time you showed up for me Chuck.
So...every woman thats ever dated and hated you would consider being yours again...because...
A) you are tender
B) you are smart
C) you are fertile
D) you are gay
@elonmusk