The Toolman

I build things for real

he/him

[The Toolman @WhaleThumbs]

Why do we titanfall, Bruce? So we can learn to titanpickourselvesup

[The Toolman @WhaleThumbs]

I am being advised by my PR team to say that I do not endorse Halloween costumes where you fall off a ladder repeatedly and go as an OSHA violation. This is unsafe and definitely will not happen at our worksite Halloween parties going forward.

[The Toolman @WhaleThumbs]

It's important to clarify that the new Dr. W's Bite-Sized Cement Nuggies™ are NOT going to be included in Lunchly

[The Toolman @WhaleThumbs]

some people ask me do whales have thumbs

[🇨🇦 SwarleyPilgrim ᵗᵗᵛ @SwarleyPilgrim]

🎃👻 SWARLEYWEEN 2024 👻🎃

It's the most wonderful time of the year!! I've taken a week off of my day job to stream EVERY single night for an entire week, and boy howdy do I have some plans.

[The Toolman @WhaleThumbs]

@BayerInTheWoods @coldplay thanks for the support

[The Toolman @WhaleThumbs]

Hold on a second

https://t.co/DpHwaClCKJ

[sneh @bylightofday]

there’s a guy in the crowd who asked for fix it

[The Toolman @WhaleThumbs]

making my Instacart order a gift just to treat myself :)

[🇨🇦 SwarleyPilgrim ᵗᵗᵛ @SwarleyPilgrim]

Today we're taking a break from the Battle Royale today to check out a creator made version of Only Up in Fortnite! There's only one rule: GO UP 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

[The Toolman @WhaleThumbs]

@timheidecker Oct 1st is gonna be a big day in the community

[The Toolman @WhaleThumbs]

I was in the middle of eating my lunch and my friend barges in and says "yo quickly come with me. the guy who played Smeagol is down the street right now. let's go meet him".

yeah sure what do you want me to do just drop everything and go join A. Serkis?

[The Toolman @WhaleThumbs]

One day Will Smith is going to film himself eating a huge pile of cement and nobody is going to believe it's real

[The Toolman @WhaleThumbs]

Once again as we approach the season I need to remind everyone that nobody is asking for thriller flash mobs

[The Toolman @WhaleThumbs]

@MadBeare Thanks

[The Toolman @WhaleThumbs]

https://t.co/hL2ocvSstg

[The Toolman @WhaleThumbs]

daaaamn guess arbor day came early this year haha

[piss @piss387880]

Has anyone interacted with me?

[The Toolman @WhaleThumbs]

@piss387880 thats ok

[The Toolman @WhaleThumbs]

Bro is trying to get away swiftly 😂😂😂😂

[The Toolman @WhaleThumbs]

@piss387880 I'm gonna do it i think