What A Kid Said

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My son was in the restroom and I knocked and said, “What’s going on in there?”
His reply: “Nothing, it’s just me and my penis.”

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Me: Your shoes are on the wrong feet. 4yo: ..
Me: ..
4yo: ..
Me: ..
4yo: I don't have any other feet..
Me: Fair enough.

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7 year old: "mommy, did you know that the c word means vagina?!"
5 year old: "what's a vagina?"
7 year old: "it's a front butt."

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4 year old: "you have a big vagina."
Mom: "do you even know what a vagina is?"
4 year old: "no but you have a big one"

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5 y/o: "can we play on the swings?"
Sis: "no we've got to go home now it's getting dark"
5 y/o: "it's racist to be mean against the dark."

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My 6yo son to my 3yo daughter: "You keep erupting. Your mouth is a word volcano."

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4yo: "Dad, what's this music about?"
Dad: "Sometimes music is about feelings."
4yo: "I think it's about a rat eating some flowers."

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4yo: I like my balls.
Me: Which balls?
4yo: THE BALLS UNDER MY WILLY!
Me: Why?
4yo: Because they're SO SQUIDGY!

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6 year old son: “Dad, can we get a cat?”
Me: “Your Mom is allergic to cats, so no.”
Son: “When Mom dies can we get a cat?”
Me: “Sure.”

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My son was in the restroom and I knocked and said, “What’s going on in there?”
His reply: “Nothing, it’s just me and my penis.”