Steven Schmidt

Wildly inconsistent both in life and in posting on Twitter

[Steven Schmidt @WhatDaSchmidt]

Soooooo.....totally forgot I still had this Twitter. Cool....neat. I'm good at social media.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

if someone could hold me for a bit. that’d be nice

[Steven Schmidt @WhatDaSchmidt]

Same

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

hi. if you would like to cuddle. i certainly wouldn’t oppose

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Here's what happens if you speed up moon landing footage and add Yakkity Sax https://t.co/qunHh6lqSv

[The Late Show @colbertlateshow]

.@EllenPage is fed up with leaders who promote hatred and intolerance. #LSSC

[Steven Schmidt @WhatDaSchmidt]

Hey @kelly_clarkson. Just want to say that even though I'm having a rough year, you always manage to put a smile on your face. You've made turning 35 years old today much easier with your music in my life. Had a great dance party by myself ❤️❤️❤️

[Dan Kelly @dananthonykelly]

draw a dog tuesday

[Steven Schmidt @WhatDaSchmidt]

This was awesome to begin with but her followup tweets made it even better <3

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

I like that, and I can not lie.

[Steven Schmidt @WhatDaSchmidt]

Me if I were ever to make porn....

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

PIZZA GUY: You’re total is $26.34

ME: I can’t afford that

PIZZA GUY: Well you’ll have to pay some other way

ME: [takes out wallet] Wait I forgot I had 30 dollars

PORN DIRECTOR: Cut

[Steven Schmidt @WhatDaSchmidt]

Omg 😍🥰

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

there is a tree. growing inside the house. it wasn’t here earlier. but it’s here now. the human doesn’t seem concerned. so i think its our family now. he will be my veggie fren. and i shall call him steven

[Steven Schmidt @WhatDaSchmidt]

I'd watch the hell out of this!

[Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry]

Imagine A League Of Their Own sequel that starts with the scene of the black woman throwing the ball back from the stands and you stay with her and it becomes a biopic on the 3 black women that played in the Negro Leagues (Toni Stone, Mami "Peanut" Johnson & Connie Morgan).

[Steven Schmidt @WhatDaSchmidt]

This woman 💪❤️

[Rachel Notley @RachelNotley]

I hear, today, the Prime Minister said his heart goes out to Albertans this Christmas.
Pretty sure we were clear but here again is our actual wish list:
Pipeline;
Railcars;
Jobs; and
Pipeline... seriously.

[Darling Nikki @I_knew_a_girl_]

There are 27 bones in the human hand.

28 when a guy is bored.

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

I wish I could stop the world to make everyone watch this. @emekannaka

[Steven Schmidt @WhatDaSchmidt]

I FEEL VERY ATTACKED RIGHT NOW

[Story Of My Fucking Life @theSOMFL]

Me.

[Steven Schmidt @WhatDaSchmidt]

Welp. There goes my cold, dead heart ❤️😭

[Steven Schmidt @WhatDaSchmidt]

What a legend

[Mimi Williams (she/her) @MimiProbably]

Geneviève Bergeron
Hélène Colgan
Nathalie Croteau
Barbara Daigneault
Anne-Marie Edward
Maud Haviernick
Maryse Laganière
Maryse Leclair
Anne-Marie Lemay
Sonia Pelletier
Michèle Richard
Annie St-Arneault
Annie Turcotte
Barbara Klucznik-Widajewicz

Say their names.

#December6

[Steven Schmidt @WhatDaSchmidt]

I need to think like this when I look in the mirror #selfesteemgoals

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

my reflection has never fooled me. that couldn’t be another dog. nobody else. is so good looking