WhatIfFaces

Alternate realities, one face at a time

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@DeltaSierra4 @XCompounds @2147mill So it’ll be 60 come 2050. It’s a joke

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@cacheSchmoney @coopercooperco Would you say that to his face?

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@piersmorgan @danawhite Typical pig-headed American who backs Trump

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@insiderinvests It’s a $30 stock minimum that’s why we’re upset but I guess we’re at this weird market rotation when $SPY is hitting ATHs yet $Sofi and $Hood are chopped in half.

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@kito1973 @GreggAWallace So he wasn’t woke? Is that it?

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@kito1973 @GreggAWallace Why’s he vile?

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@northumbriana @wessiedutoit @cusackandrew I’m sorry to be a damp squib but a lot of Europe looks like this in May. Not sure what’s so special about it 🤷

Go to Switzerland - now that’s spectacular and special

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@Topo_G Why do you advocate others in most cases to quit? Most people can handle alcohol just fine. Not everybody couldnt handle it like you

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@Mattamus111 @WarMonitor3 Every major western city in is highly multicultural though, from London to LA and everything between. Tell me one which isn’t

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@dashwoodard @bungarsargon It may be a negative for you because you got addicted to it like a child to candy. Most people don’t

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@100kDiary @OhTrading Why the hate? SoFi is killing it each earnings, showing continuous growth.

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@100kDiary The Muddy Waters report has been torn to pieces as being a load of BS lol you’re a bit behind

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@trevhesinvests But he doesn’t control the stock price. SoFi is killing it each earnings yet it’s still down. What more can he do?

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@johnennis @RasmusJarlov You stupid laminated face cunt lol

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@_Unknown_D_ @GuthixMoney No, you should have put the money on the S&P500 and you would’ve had huge returns now

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@celticfc420 @PervyHerby1 @I_amMukhtar What’s the fucking point in sniffing a line and going to bed? How shit must your life be to do that? 🤦

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@insiderinvests Great time to buy the dip and get rich then

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@helen_spirit1 @SonOfFletch @afneil How is Burnham pretending to be a working class hero? He literally spends his entire time in Greater Manchester - not Manhattan, not central London and not southern France

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@helen_spirit1 @SonOfFletch @afneil Is he in touch with his working class roots now though? Or is he too busy in his Manhattan penthouse? Or the French villa he owns?

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@BIADNOW @garyseconomics I’ll help you visualise: white male, in their 40s and 50s, bald, beer gut, bad teeth, shouting and urinating everywhere in city centres. That’s the far right.