Susan Says

The amazing genius of Susan Day!

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There's nothing worse than bad Jesus music @jimmyfallon

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You can be anyone you want to be on #facebook

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@BestWorstAdvice You can be whoever you want to be on facebook.

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If you had a eurovan your life would be solved.

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I don't know why I'm self conscience when I first start dancing I feel like I'll look like Elaine from Seinfeld

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Sea horses that's kinda like a narwhal, you don't know if they're real or fake.

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Oceanography that's a really hard class... Oh they teach you about seahorses

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It's so pathetic when the highlight of your week is Dancing With The Stars..

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"ha I can't believe she's plays the cello."
"what is the cello anyway, That big thing"
"I don't know, it just sounds funny"

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Hey, between the two of us at least we figured out how to get on the freeway!

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I hate all the churches nowadays with their crappy teenage youth group music, it's like bad Christmas songs...

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Did Judd say he is climbing Mt. Whitney? Is that the one where people die?

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Put down your pie shnakie...

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He's nuttier than a fruitcake... I don't even know If fruitcakes have nuts

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The better you think you look the worse night you have

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I think comedians should run the world

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Just read that gay Kristin Stewart fans call themselves “Krisbians.” Ah, that explains all those emails from “Conosexuals.”

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@JacksonDela are you for realz??

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We have so much more free time now that I online shop!

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You would hate it if you came home to a sterile house!