not Mayor Fred Richardson (blue check)

All I ever wanted was an honest weeks pay for an honest days work.

[not Mayor Fred Richardson (blue check) @WhatTheFredSay]

I don't want to see any of ya'll 2,000 folks eating that cake come Mardi Gras.

[John Sharp @JohnSharp99]

For those wondering, organizers say the #NoKings protest in Mobile drew around 2,000 people.
https://t.co/YpQCqnuxYW

[not Mayor Fred Richardson (blue check) @WhatTheFredSay]

Hey @elonmusk, let me hold a dollar!

[Jeff Poor @jeff_poor]

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[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

Democrat candidates trying to eat meat properly

[not Mayor Fred Richardson (blue check) @WhatTheFredSay]

I always get gas when I eat there.

[WKRG @WKRG]

Cracker Barrel is putting more than just food on the table this summer. https://t.co/ypshSFoYfa

[not Mayor Fred Richardson (blue check) @WhatTheFredSay]

Thought you might like this @CraigR3521. Filmed in Alabama. https://t.co/uuzsef3Yb0

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Smoke Alarm Patiently Waits Until 3 A.M. To Announce Low Battery https://t.co/dKowhlWETU

[not Mayor Fred Richardson (blue check) @WhatTheFredSay]

This prick wants the cops to pass a citizenship test but not people that vote. #loldwincounty

[AL.com Mobile @ALcomMobile]

Fairhope woman seeks $2 million after acquittal in inflatable penis costume arrest https://t.co/sCMfLzpuXR

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

After Failed Assassination, Democrats Observe Customary 5-Minute Pause On Calling Trump 'Hitler' https://t.co/OKuJ4akSaw

[not Mayor Fred Richardson (blue check) @WhatTheFredSay]

Be real cool if ya'll went ahead and added that Publix popcorn chicken to the list while you're at it.

[NBC 15 News @mynbc15]

A bipartisan group of senators has introduced the Hot Rotisserie Chicken Act to allow Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) participants to purchase hot rotisserie chicken with their benefits. https://t.co/Z2q17E2YBN

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Too Far? Gerrymandered Virginia Congressional Map Includes California https://t.co/SeL3lQKItR

[not Mayor Fred Richardson (blue check) @WhatTheFredSay]

If she was serious she would have worn it to court.

[John Sharp @JohnSharp99]

Renea Gamble is a happy person tonight after charges against her were dropped. She was accused of multiple criminal offenses for her behavior during an Oct. 18 "No Kings" anti-Trump protest. She was dressed in a giant inflatable penis costume. https://t.co/DY50T53qpV

[The Conservative Alternative @OldeWorldOrder]

They're calling it 'The Greatest Community Note In History'

[U.S. Marines @USMC]

Chuck Norris didn't join the Marine Corps...the Marine Corps applied to him.

Heaven’s streets have always been guarded by Marines. Today, Chuck Norris reported for duty.

We mourn the passing of Chuck Norris, a @usairforce veteran, who also became an honorary Marine in 2007 when awarded the title by then Commandant of the Marine Corps, Gen. James T. Conway.

Chuck Norris is one of just over 100 individuals to be awarded the title of Honorary Marine in the entire 250-year history of the Corps.

Some missions may require a battalion, but this one just requires an Honorary Marine.

#USMCHistory #USMC #SemperFidelis

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

'Fear Not!' Says Chuck Norris To Calm Trembling Angels https://t.co/11xKJ4bgS2

[Gregg 🇺🇸 @realgreggd]

Solid idea.

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Gary Sinise is a sterling American. Please, President Trump, consider him for the Presidential Medal of Freedom. @POTUS @GarySinise

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

My favorite part of Twitter today is reading geopolitical hot takes from people who had to be reminded not to eat laundry detergent 7 years ago.

[Ultra Craigé Schmuckatelli 🇺🇸 🤡💊 @CraigR3521]

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