What Train Have We Got?

Just a commuter on and around the Northern rail area. Repeat victim of Northern's 'Random Unit Generator' (™️). Absolutely not a trainspotter, honest.

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@NotOnPeakTrains I started this account to illustrate the effects of Northern’s Random Unit Generator on its victims and as a way to stay sane while commuting - kind of obliging myself to say something about every bloody train I catch.
Faced with another sh1tbox Sprinter, wit sometimes eludes me.

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@ukads3 That slight pause before they start walking...

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@simonharley @TheDreadShips Thanks Google 🙄

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@TheFuturamist @mariana057 Well it's his fault for answering the phone.

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@seanptellsjokes To be fair, there's no rush. It isn't going to go off. Ever.

In 200 years the survivors of 'The Event' will tell fables of the only person they know of from 'The Before' - the fabled Dr. Pepper.

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@Dr_RaulDuke Awww, bless!

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@MyshkinFool You are me and I claim my five pounds...

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@swlines They could do what half the office buildings I've ever worked in did and assign them arbitrary, 'motivating' names.

"14:05 to KGX? That goes from Platform Perspicacity, just next to the Self-Belief lift. If you get to the Just Keep Going café you've, ironically, gone too far".

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@IWoM85 "Am a payin' to 'eat the 'ole street?"

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@_100Countries Not too shabby!

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I read this recipe. I'm sorry but I'm going to make you all suffer too. 🤢

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@DismalChips @eyebrowsofpower "Oh Jocasta, I've been a victim of knife crime!!"
"Tarquin, dahls, what happened?"
"I was having lunchipoos in The Ivy with Cassie and I was given, sob, a... ...a *fish knife*!! To make it worse, I'd ordered steak!"

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@TheDreadShips @pinstripedline Jim Hacker: "And what do the RAF think?"
Field Marshal Howard: "You can ask them. If you're interested in the opinions of garage mechanics"

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@koma_dori

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Woah! Woah! Woah!!
A mainline train with the driver's cab above so the front pax can see ahead and pretend to drive like on the DLR?
<Googles flights to Japan>

[Sim @sim_nagra]

Merry Christmas! All I wanted for Xmas was to ride a fun train so we’re on the Wine Valley nonbiri train on the Nagaden line, between Nagano and Yudanaka. As the name implies, there’s all you can drink Nagano wine 🍷🍷🎉🎄

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@FubsyShabaroon "Government Pob" 🤣

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@FrogAlaPeche @FubsyShabaroon "Spin, spin, spin the Cyber Wheel of Justice, see how fast the bastard turns..."

[Rainy @rainy101]

British year:

January
January
January
January
January
January
January
Fuck me it's hot
Christmas
January

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@MrTimDunn

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@BillArm20246451 @FubsyShabaroon Same. Cancelled after one month.

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@DiasporaDan @BinFederation Hey, if Prince Andrew can do it in a bath...