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The views and opinions expressed here are totally awesome, even when they are wrong.

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@bobpockrass More people attended my last colonoscopy.

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@juanjocruzcruz What did she do?

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@MetalHeadRacin @bobpockrass Even Hitler got to host the Olympics, right?

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@bobpockrass Every new thing about this race makes it sound worse and worse.

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Mitch McConnell used to care about affordable healthcare.

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1990 ad for Sen. McConnell. Parents “almost went broke.” when Mitch had polio, so he fights for “decent, affordable health care.” @aravosis

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@oliviakrauth They have a field day with this on threads.

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@Lynn_IndyCar @CrashGladys But Ganassi is a step up and I wouldn’t be surprised to see him land there.

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@IndyCarChick Just a wild guess, but I’d say Chip isn’t going to raise Dixon’s pay, so he is looking at other teams that will pay him more.

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@jpe0330 @_TaylorKitchen_ It’s their fault for not giving their drivers cars that are as fast as Palou. For whatever reason, the engineers at Ganassi have found a setup that just works for Alex’s driving style.

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@DirtyMoMedia Yes. Speed TV covered F1 for years and the announcers were always in Charlotte. They are still the best announcers F1 has ever had.

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@slicktothecurb @KellyCrandall Or…. and hear me out on this… it’s a great way to get attention to a podcast. I had never heard of it until this post. Now I am aware the podcast exists. Free publicity never hurts.

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@oliviakrauth @CourierNewsroom Congrats!

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@realdealAneil It was until 1995.

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I cannot believe the Indy 500 winner had the name of, to quote Hayley Williams, “some racist country singer,” on the car. What an embarrassment for the series.

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@CptWilson11 @mchappell51 Rain is threatening. Gotta go.

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@mchappell51 Michael Schumacher flashbacks.

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This is going to put a real damper on the Weinee 500.

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@GamecockNiner @bobpockrass It was their attempt to be fair so that cars wouldn’t get caught out in the middle of pit stops. What they need to do is not close the pits on road courses during a FCY.

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@Matthewwest76 @RadarLove9009 @wbuxtonofficial You failed to factor in the amount of energy and fuel used just to get the oil out of the ground, refined, and finally transported to your gas station. Once you factor that in, the extra amount of fuel and energy to power an EV for 100 miles is much less.

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@nascarman_rr Bernie spent YEARS courting Stallone to help make this movie. Then he saw the script…..