Himanshu Goenka

Writer. Former journalist. Tired of progress and trying to live within the constraints of being born human.

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@Manoj_joshi21 @krsanchit16 You are a moron who is a disgrace to Karnataka, to India, to men, and to the human species.

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@PayUindiaCare How do I send you a DM about a merchant query? When I try to message, it just keeps saying failed.

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@PayUindia Can I not DM you without following you? I have a merchant account query which you have made impossible to get answered anywhere except perhaps here, and even here, not particularly easy.

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@SleepyheadHQ And when do I expect your team to contact me? They were supposed to have replied to me 2 days ago and I am still waiting...

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@SleepyheadHQ Bought a bed from you, central support beam fell off soon after on its own. Called customer support, someone came 3-4 days later to fix it, and it fell off again in 12 hours. He came to fix it again right now and broke my weighing machine. How will you fix this?

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@ViCustomerCare Done. I hope you will be more responsive than the call centre people.

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@ViCustomerCare My incoming & outgoing calls are blocked ever since I returned from a trip abroad. 6 days now, and no resolution despite calls to customer care and visits to multiple stores. And for some reason, I can't even reach your appellate authority.

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@Racold This link takes to a website that is currently under maintenance. But anyway, it had another number which I used and my installation request is now registered. Thanks, Dipti!

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@Racold Hi, I have been trying to call your customer care to install a new geyser I just purchased but it keeps going blank after the IVR and then disconnecting. How do I get this done?

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Short but sweet, like a one-night holiday #naturevibes #birding #hiking #takeadeepbreath #shortpoem #poemfromtheheart #forthespecialsomeone #whattheywontpublish

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I swear it began as a joke in my mind. Now it is a joke of a joke. #jokes #thejokeisonthejoker #barjokes #reptilelove #moralofthestory #violenceisnevertheanswer #exceptsometimes #triggerhappy #triggeredpeepsnotforkeeps #areyouoffended #whattheywontpublish

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@asavarisharma Not that I have much to do with the coming of spring, but you are welcome! :)

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The times, they are a changing #optimism #isthatapoem #weatherthoughts #whattheywontpublish

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Love comes in all temperatures #wintertimelove #youknowifyouknow #romanticmood #thatlovingfeeling #whattheywontpublish

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@ShivAroor Paying for incoming calls.

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I love the man's tennis but am glad that Australia has cancelled #NovakDjokovic's visa. Rules become meaningless if not applied to everyone equally. #AustralianOpen

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@UnSubtleDesi Assassination attempt? You are not just unsubtle, but also mentally unhinged.

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@pothidotcom I was supposed to have a call with your team today, but no one joined the call. Not sure what to make of that...

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@pothidotcom How can I order a couple of proof copies before deciding to use your print-on-demand service?

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Debut publication, now available on Amazon. Paperback coming soon. #novella #lockdownstories #ebook #writingfromindia #whattheywontpublish