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My dog name is Fluffy Ruffles

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@mmpadellan passwords now take up the numbers space in your brain (at least that's true for me)

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@shannonrwatts my friend's upstairs neighbor was a rapist-murderer. when he was sent back to prison for murder and rape, his mom held a yard sale. i asked why he had women's clothing. she said, "Oh all the girls love Curtis. He was probably holding them for a friend." delusional family

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@StephenKing my sister hoards the tiniest bits of soap, and i secret them into the trash cuz they annoy me

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@MadScientistFF honey and banana on bread

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@ThatEricAlper not me but...my sister was wearing a pink neck fan (its like necklace w fan pointing at your face) , David Sedaris admired it, so she gave it to him

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@LinkedInNews There’s no affordable housing in seattle, and tons of homelessencampments cuz of this ( in part), and ppl smoking fentanyl on the public transportation. But we don’t get hurricanes, tornadoes.

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Ghost leaf I found

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@guardian I call them chariots— it’s like driving two cars at the same time

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@ThatEricAlper im almost a moon-baby

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@donwinslow i have 4 followers. ppl think im a bot or a paid troll

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@JoyceCarolOates Me too! I can only read it on my iphone. i think i paid for it thru my phone and not on a browser on computer

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@mhdksafa my really dumb coworker said catholics weren't christians. her religion is like 100 yrs old

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@DaveWeasel went on a movie date. they had free refills on popcorn so my date took a bag out of pocket, filled it with the popcorn in the official bag, and went and got a refill.

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@SorryNotaBot @komonews Also, bots are Robots— “paid troll” is actual term for a human paid to incite division

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@SorryNotaBot @komonews My English is pretty good tho, isn’t it You could at least congratulate me on it— took yrs of hard work so I could get a crap- paying job in Russia or wherever

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@karenhunter wings of desire, city of lost children, and mystery train

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@banbloodsports @PaulKehoeTD @Paschald @LeoVaradkar @FineGael I don't understand sports hunting. "The animals are beautiful and amazing--lets kill them".

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@DaveWeasel i used to be friends w a genius. he could spell "doubt", that's great, but he seriously pronounced the B when he said it