Espurr

Flan con crema

[inma @inmapolla]

volvió a pasar

[Pepo Garrido | Psicopedia @psicopedia]

Nos venden que el domingo es para preparar tuppers, hacer yoga y planificar el éxito. Si llegas al lunes exhausto de tanto autocuidado estético, igual lo que necesitabas era tirarte en el sofá. Descansar no es otra tarea obligatoria en tu agenda de productividad.

[♩✧♪●♩○♬☆ @idcyaaaar]

you know the obsession is real when you finish an entire series overnight, binge every edit, search everything about the cast, and suddenly they've become your entire personality. then you make everyone else watch it too. 😭

[swiss bae 🇨🇩 @thekonyjen]

nobody can convince me that it’s normal to be angry due to lack of sex. you need to find things in your life that are fulfilling because lack of sexual relations shouldn’t make you mad, this is not normal.

[suisho✦ @_suisho]

개인적으로 카뮤 내려찍고 땅에 박힌 창 발로 차서 바로잡는 모션 너무 좋아함

[清明跳河图 @qmthtdy]

#SundayHSR
The Magician

[なほ @78pto]

🐱🐱

[Noe 🇦🇹 💚 @veralreves]

Cuando le preguntan de fútbol habla de fútbol y está buenísimo escucharlo. El tema es que los boludos de acá le preguntan alfajor preferido, que máscara de pestañas usa Antonella y que zaga de Dragón Ball es la preferida de Thiago.

[ame˙⋆✮ @v3lvetbunni]

my sexual fantasy is someone putting effort into talking to me and meaning what they say

[brumalfoyy @coitomeprasol]

fuera d la joda me dan un asco los hombres q gorrean con maestras jardineras

[현오 @H_O_TX]

아니 비에 젖은 질감 표시 엄청나네,, 하고 찍었는데
노래 틀어둔 거 까먹고 찍어서 사연 많아 보이는 남자 됨
많긴 하지,,

[Tea 🔞🐉🍕🐙🪐🪄🦖ထ @obsessivetea]

You people are so used to toxic ass gacha fanbases that when one just exists, vibes, and successfully filters undesirables on its own suddenly y'all are blind.

[Michelle Aseka @AsekaMicheleLLB]

Especially men. Avoidants but they don't avoid sex. Emotionally unavailable but very available for sexual relations😂You would think that would be the highest form of intimacy that requires vulnerability, but no, only avoidance when it's time to mind their partners needs..Bye pls

[Auti 🫶🖤 @AutivisTdah]

Siempre comparto cosas de mi día a día como autista porque acabamos descubriendo que nos pasan cosas similares, pero hoy añado la disautonomía como algo más en mi mapa. Si te sientas de formas rarísimas (tipo nudo humano) o estar de pie te da una fatiga aplastante... quédate. 👇

[Feroshus Kitsu @FeroshusKitsu]

They can't handle the real girlfailure wife.

[marq ˶˃ᆺ˂˶ @makamiyi]

if lohen actually got really really drunk i like to think he’d be either an emotional drunk all flushed red with pretty tears clinging to his lashes or a super cute giggly happy drunk and when he’s sober again he’s so mortified that he briefly considers getting rid of witnesses

[valentina @valentinarodlp]

Mi análisis desde que tengo libre albedrío:
1) si es razonable, está de novio
2) si es lindo, es autista
3) si es copado, es menor de edad
4) si es +35, no superó a la ex

[ﾜﾀｱﾒ @wataame_2233]

#Lohen
「お手をどうぞ」