♦Aaron♦

Sure do love my wife and son, mhm.

How the hell does this website even work half the time?

#spookymonth #parodytwt

[♦Aaron♦ @WhatsThisCalled]

@jaunelovely_sun @dressforles Oh

[♦Aaron♦ @WhatsThisCalled]

@jaunelovely_sun @dressforles What the hell happened to the mircowave?

[♦Aaron♦ @WhatsThisCalled]

@CarmenVanid @elonmusk Right, okay

[♦Aaron♦ @WhatsThisCalled]

@CarmenVanid Right, like that'll work with the amount of times you've probably called them for small things

[♦Aaron♦ @WhatsThisCalled]

@CarmenVanid I will fight you

[♦Aaron♦ @WhatsThisCalled]

@CarmenVanid You DARE say that about my wife!

[♦Aaron♦ @WhatsThisCalled]

@CarmenVanid Right, and it’s clear your son's taste in humor came from yours? Because it’s very dry Carmen

[♦Aaron♦ @WhatsThisCalled]

@Jey_raident Ultrakill

[♦Aaron♦ @WhatsThisCalled]

@staticfrills @dressforles Yeah, hi Moss

[♦Aaron♦ @WhatsThisCalled]

@jaunelovely_sun Thank you

[♦Aaron♦ @WhatsThisCalled]

@Moor_Aspen I don't believe you, Ross said differently

[♦Aaron♦ @WhatsThisCalled]

@jaunelovely_sun That's a fair point but I don't think he would willingly be a part of a dating magazine

[♦Aaron♦ @WhatsThisCalled]

@Moor_Aspen so you're the one who kidnapped my son? Hm, good to know.

[♦Aaron♦ @WhatsThisCalled]

@jaunelovely_sun … dear I am not exaggerating.

[♦Aaron♦ @WhatsThisCalled]

I DON'T KNOW! WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?

[jaune @jaunelovely_sun]

@WhatsThisCalled The last time you checked?

[♦Aaron♦ @WhatsThisCalled]

@Robertcoolboy1 Kid you're going to die if you take a single bite. Don't eat that please

[♦Aaron♦ @WhatsThisCalled]

@CarmenVanid Probably had more substance than your wine

[♦Aaron♦ @WhatsThisCalled]

@CarmenVanid What did Ross do to you? Make a comment on your dress that was slightly too salty for your taste?

[♦Aaron♦ @WhatsThisCalled]

@jaunelovely_sun You're going to give me a heart attack one of these days