Whazeer Karim

[NICD @nicd_sa]

#COVID19 UPDATE: A total of 70,067 tests were conducted in the last 24 hrs, with 17,958 new cases, which represents a 25.6% positivity rate. A further 157 #COVID19 related deaths have been reported, bringing total fatalities to 59,778 to date https://t.co/N2830dqRr9

[Whazeer Karim @Whaz_23]

"@RudeComedian: I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer" #StoryOfMyLife

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

If I was a Zebra, I would be pretty pissed that they didn't call me a Tiger Horse.

[Whazeer Karim @Whaz_23]

"@neverknownfacts: Some anthropologists believe that beer was responsible for the rise of human civilization."@nuvs_b #ThankUbeer

[Whazeer Karim @Whaz_23]

"@BigAssAddicts: booty is the only reason I wake up in the morning" #Life

[Whazeer Karim @Whaz_23]

"@MindBlowing: There is a 5 dollar fine for anyone on staff at the Top Gun school who quotes the movie."@kumarasenr #you'dBePrettyBroke

[Whazeer Karim @Whaz_23]

@anarisha #BUST

[Whazeer Karim @Whaz_23]

"Forget about all the reasons why something may not work. You only need to find one good reason why it will."@phyli_G theres#100

[Whazeer Karim @Whaz_23]

"@TheWeirdWorld: People don't think about you as much as you think. They're too worried about how other people think of them."@phyli_G

[Whazeer Karim @Whaz_23]

"@Funny_Truth: Babe in my mind, you're always trending."@phyli_G

[Whazeer Karim @Whaz_23]

"@Anti_Joke_Apple: me: is it weird to talk to yourself? me: no"@phyli_G

[Whazeer Karim @Whaz_23]

"@Anti_Joke_Apple: This vodka tastes like I'll be texting you later."@phyli_G

[Whazeer Karim @Whaz_23]

"@Anti_Joke_Apple: my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea." @phyli_G

[Whazeer Karim @Whaz_23]

Prince Jefri Bolkiah of Brunei has blown thru $14 billion – spending more than any living person –& has a superyacht named Tits.#MyRoleModel

[Whazeer Karim @Whaz_23]

"@Thegooglefactz: Worrying never changes the outcome and over thinking always makes things worse."@phyli_G #TrueStory

[Whazeer Karim @Whaz_23]

"@Drunkppl: Project X is an inspirational movie"@phyli_G @anarisha

[Whazeer Karim @Whaz_23]

A real boyfriend and girlfriend stand by each other on good days, and stand even closer on bad days, no matter what.@phyli_G

[Whazeer Karim @Whaz_23]

@phyli_G we shud take a #Selfie