𝕏 ⚙️

const myBio = ()=x{
tryCatch(
bio = 'Content writer who doesn't write
like mere mortals, I write in codes!!';
)
return res.status(200).json({
bio
})
}

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Nonsense!!!

This is Xenophobia. Let the Chinese stay. You cannot cry about South Africans sending you out of their country, while you are sending the Chinese out of your own country.

[Chicken Catcher🐔 @Only1Etubo]

Me stepping out today:

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

See person wey dem dey pay 90k per term for😭💔

[TOIS 🌴 @sammie_boi02]

They won’t teach you this in school

[gede arya | 🇬🇧 tehc bro @gedearyarp]

day one!

[FaveDev @Favedevv]

Oga shift, make I ask Claude wetin I wan ask am 😂😂

[Neo Officiall @neo_officialll]

Apostle Femi Lazarus has not had a more profound speech.

Everything he said here is absolutely correct and deep.

[TYU @whoistysean]

“We should do this more often”

Because they no debit you.

[Every Movie Plug @everymovieplug]

To future generations, this scene wasn't done with AI.

[Elizabeth Jesulade @Jesulade_EA]

@YouVersion didn’t ask, but I crocheted it anyway.

[Nwamaka @ama_kaaa]

This lady is calling out these brands of drinks on TikTok. This is why there's a high rise in kidney diseases. Pls be careful what you give your kids and what you also consume. I am glad she didn't hide the names of these products.

[MRR ADDY  @vibewithmraddy]

.@SportyBet you want to make me useless😭

[*Moon* 🥑 @Luna_Mfitnesss]

Uñas impecables ✅
Tiempo de buscar un buen ángulo ✅
Buscar cómo verse bien llorando ✅
Tiempo de grabarse ✅
Tiempo de editar✅
Tiempo para subirlo a redes✅
Tiempo para ir al psicólogo por la depresión postparto ❌

[Joy Chinaza 💙🖤 @Joy_Nahza]

She’s removed the witch from her bio, you see it’s not every deliverance that requires a pastor.

The world is one less a witch.
A win for everyone. 🫶🏽

Your loved ones owe me tithe btw.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

Don't let anyone define your story for you.

[Dare @Oludarrey]

A finer 3 bedroom bungalow recently done for a client:
Summary of materials (Location: Abuja)
1. Cement: 3m
2. Sand & laterite : 800k
3. Stone. : 750k
4. Carpentry materials: 500k
5. Reinforcements: 1.2m
6. Blocks: 2m
7. Plastering: 1.2m
8. Roof (step tiles): 3m
9. Tiles (floor & wall): 2.5m
10. Ceiling (POP): 1.2m
11. Doors : 1m
12. Windows: 750k
13. Screeding: 400k
14. Painting:
Internal and external: (Emulsion paints) 1m
15. Electrical works: 2.2m
16. Mechanical works: 2m
17. Furniture (wardrobe and cabinets): 1m
18. Burglary and rails: 500k
19. Labour: 4.5m
20. Supervision: 1.5m

Total: N31.1m

[ỊGBO AMAKA @ArinzePesky]

@Oludarrey @Cleverlydey4u How much will it cost to do this 3bed room?

[Iyke @currentiyke]

Wtf????😳😳😳

[Nelson Mandela of the Pulpit @NtombelaSm]

The biblical text says plainly that it wasn't instant. Moses raised his staff and God sent winds that took the whole night to fully create the passage way. The passage was fully formed by morning. God's blessings are generally not instant, wait on Him ❤️.

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

Lovely