Wheels

If I was a horse, they would have shot me by now.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Begged my girlfriend for months to peg me with a strap on. She finally agreed, I shat the bed while she was ramming me, she was sick over my back when she pulled out. We haven't touched other since, pretty sure she's going to leave me

[TRiCKETT @TRiCKETTengland]

Our Accyismega Flame shoes are released on Thursday at 7PM.

These will be on a first come, first served basis. If they do sell out super quick, we will open a pre-order a little while afterward for anyone who wants to get a pair and missed out.

[Wheels @WheelsCoe]

@Stchoo I’m going to bovine University

[Wheels @WheelsCoe]

@Stchoo @alovelyhorse 10Gs would get you two from IKEA with change. I love mine. Very well made.

[Wheels @WheelsCoe]

@Stchoo @PSBurton “Drop yer Snickers, I’ll give you a Boost.”

[Wheels @WheelsCoe]

Still not had a brew yet.

[Wheels @WheelsCoe]

@Stchoo @PSBurton @totallywould @thom_dorke I grew even more wary of people after six months. The public really are stupid.

[forest fr1ends @forest_fr1ends]

bloody hell darren, your penis looks like a dead bloated corpse caught in the reeds of a riverbank...

[Wheels @WheelsCoe]

This isn’t the neurological disorder I suffer from but it strikes a lot of nerves (!!) with me. It goes a long way to explain what’s going on. Relationships, independence, mood. Stuff.

https://t.co/EYgI3GaarN via @bbciplayer

[Royston Voicing @RVoicing]

Easily the hardest bloke to ever tread the cobbles in fact all soaps he would eat them Mitchell brothers for breakfast

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

In mid-19th century London, there were several all-purpose teasing phrases to be aimed at random passers-by, each popular for a short period of time. They included ‘What a shocking bad hat!’, ‘There she goes with her eye out!’, and ‘Has your mother sold her mangle?’

[Wheels @WheelsCoe]

@thexbomb @PSBurton @Stchoo Uncalled for I’d say.

[MurrayLachlanYoung @MurrayLYoung]

By public demand (over five people) here is my @BBC6Music #poem from last week’s @shaunwkeaveny show to promote better #mentalhealth - Negative thoughts
https://t.co/MmeZd614n1

[Ollie Garch (Not Sanctioned) @ojedge]

roses are scarce
violets are rarer…

[S1dTR0tt3r147 @S1dTR0tt3r147]

John's got snooker's droop he gets intimidated by the dirty pigeons, they love a bit of him

[Wheels @WheelsCoe]

@thexbomb @Stchoo I’m still cringing now.

[Wheels @WheelsCoe]

@thexbomb I’d press your clap button.

[𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀 @TwopTwips]

NEW ORDER FANS. Bored of household chores? Do the ironing 'Hooky-style' by setting the board at knee height. (via @neilagriffin)

[Forever Delayed @FDForum]

📆 #OnThisDay in 1994 @Manics performed Faster on Top Of The Pops, prompting over 25,000 complaints to the BBC

https://t.co/Jr3CGlQP1I