I have watched kingdoms rise only to kneel beneath the weight of their own pride. I was never crowned by the hands of men, goddesses became immortal. parody.
Opened the refrigerator looking for leftovers and was instead greeted by a world championship sitting comfortably between the protein shakes and the eggs. I paused for a solid thirty seconds trying to decide if I should question it, will update soon.
Strange. Today feels significant somehow. Like I’ve forgotten an important date involving a very grumpy man and an alarming number of years spent tolerating each other. You’re buying dinner this time, I also expect appetizers.
Life update: several birds gathered around me this morning with alarming confidence. I’m choosing to believe I’ve been accepted into a Disney Princess apprenticeship program and not that they’re planning something.
AJ Lee reveals mental health protection is included in her WWE contract
“I couldn’t even reveal my diagnosis 10 years ago, but now it was like a part of my contract… That is a really cool, beautiful thing. I hope all sports can incorporate that”
(via The Match-Up)
Three very composed adults standing together, dressed appropriately, making eye contact with the camera like we’ve never collectively entertained a bad idea in our lives. This is growth. This is maturity. This is also a group chat waiting to happen. Call me, by the way.
I borrowed a very dramatic piece of gear and immediately understood why it comes with theme music. There is something about wearing it that convinces you’ve made excellent life choices and should probably walk through fog for emphasis. Yes, my neck still hurts from wearing this.