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Kuryakin I.
@WhereIsMyCowboy
Z'his is z'he Russian way.
/RP/21+/SV
Joined December 2015
107 Following
252 Followers
11.4K Posts
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Dead Inside
Read: https://t.co/vcoteyVExV
I do not get along v’ith anybody.
I v’as kidding.
I v’ill never marry.
It involves physical relationship. No z’hanks.
Can she marry me?
I need a personal knife maker.
Who to follow
Clint Barton (Parody
@BadassBarton
I am no tame Bird and no net ensnares me. I am a free human being with an independent will. @Badass_Stark has my heart (SS Gay #Parody Fake RP 21+)
ᵀʰᵉ 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙬
@AvengingShrew
You're chaos wrapped in sunshine — and somehow, still the calm I run to, @ofherfreewill.
| I'm just glad you're home, @WinterUnbroken. 💍 |
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V’ell everyone has specialty I guess.
Meh I personally am not big fan of shooting.
I prefer knives. Pretty knives.
Indie? Alright v’ell hello I guess.
Meh if people tell, I kill, no problem.
@AmazingAvem hello bird. Just v’anted to let you know z’hat your favorite murderer is back.
Illya Kuryakin.
But you may not call me Illya. Call me Kuryakin.
Am professional spy. Some might say also murderer but is debatable.
See I serve my country in different way.
You do know v’hat my job is, right?
Euhm z’hat dorito is not my president.
I could never serve z’hat asshole.
He is your problem. Not mine.
Enjoyed?
Life is to serve your country. Am doing just z’hat.
Being serious.
See, he needs to shout because he can barely hear himself.
I act like a man who knows v’hat is important in life.
Excuse me I am 25, z’hat is not considered old.
He on Z’he oz’her hand is much older and almost needs to go to a senior home.
Karaoke is not considered singing.
My ears bleed v’hen you start.
Screaming words along v’hen you are drunk does not count as sing.
At least z’hey can sing and dance.
V’hat can you do? Steal?
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