Cannotspeak

One must be silent.

(everyone please shut the fuck up)

[Haru 🇺🇸 @HaruhiismOtaku]

Your average Gen Z male when it comes to political solutions:

[shovel @shoshovelvel]

oh, so you think australian national identity is supporting the socceroos and saying cunt sometimes? that pales in comparison to my australian national identity: being racist

[Cannotspeak @Whereofonecant7]

Keep hustling on ubereats you're almost there! One claude prompt away from the side hustle changing your life so you can meaninglessly spend money rather than doing tangentially useful work at best to earn it.

[hamsters🌐🐹 @sigmahamster2]

I can’t get enough of Capitalism hype edits. God I love capital.

[純粹經驗 @ChunCuiJingYan]

Brownest possible conception of wealth ever

[𝖀𝖓𝖎𝖔𝖓⚓️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @UnionAtWarV2]

wow 👍

[Cannotspeak @Whereofonecant7]

A diet consisting primarily of rice leads to the use of opium and narcotics, just as a diet consisting primarily of potatoes leads to the use of liquor.

[Cannotspeak @Whereofonecant7]

@EightDollarPint Truly broken civilisation that gives such a goober decent money saying a whole lot of nothing.

Real ones used to do it for the love of the game.

[Benadryl Chud @BenadrylChud88]

One of many universal male experiences

[Деверач @deverac_]

@CaudilloXIV Establish milk and tomato sovereignty in a nation of 20 million with an average IQ of 74 is a more admirable feat than the aqueducts were for Rome.

[Cannotspeak @Whereofonecant7]

@spergwit Yeah but its simply a utilitarian car and not being performative. I havent seen anyone else under 40 in one.

Excellent space/utility, lightness of a glasshouse, couch-like ride, 4 disc brakes, safe, aircon, good fuel economy. 0 software and almost everything is fixable yourself.

[Cannotspeak @Whereofonecant7]

1980s era 200 series volvos did NOT need to cop a stray here guys.

[druid @spergwit]

The rise of the Naarmgroid correlates strongly with the young male lower-middle class appropriation of Gant, Ralph Lauren linen shirts, RM Williams, RayBan clubmasters, and the purchase of a BMW 3 series or Mercedes C Class as a first car.

The bourgeois private school male reinventing themselves through a new system of status signs: the mullet and the moustache, shitty niche streetwear brands and faded jeans, performative tribalism about local coffee roasters, the conscious change in speech to broaden the accent and an argumentative style of “it’s not hard, just don’t be a racist cunt bro”, intentionally buying a shitbox car or a 1980s Volvo 200 series or an old LR Discovery or a VW Van to convey the ‘tasteful poor’ aesthetic, learning how to play chords for Oasis songs on the guitar for a future beachside camping trip, proclaiming their support for the Greens even though their parents are “full blown brainwashed liberals”, disavowing the toxic culture at their APS school, spending Saturday nights at the Provincial and Yah Yahs instead of in Richmond and Chapel St, Sunday afternoons at the Great Northern or North Fitzroy Arms before creeping back home across the river to Kew, and taking shirtless photos at BTV wearing the biker cap of a girl who they’ll try to get with later that night by channeling their newfound sensitive masculinity à la Keli Holiday.

All topped off with a cultural shallowness epitomised in that unmistakable Triple J taste where Spacey Jane is the best band of the last three decades and Lime Cordiale have such a unique sound.

Over the last 3-5 years, there was also a corresponding increase in the number of lower-middle class guys who desire the social status of the founding Naarmgroid stock. The male who went to a $5k a year regional school, got a 70 ATAR but was still slightly above average intelligence for his cohort, moved to Melbourne to go to Deakin or Latrobe to study science or commerce, and has embraced the Naarmgroid style because of (a) an inferiority complex being from outside the city; and (b) to get women. The guy who, rather than resenting his rich parents, resents his poor bogan parents.

[Beaver 🦁 @beaverd]

I didn't get it before but Hitler was on to something with these guys

[memetic_sisyphus @memeticsisyphus]

>be communists, abolish gender norms
>put women in combat roles
>they spend time taking sexy beach photos with guns
>lose war

[Totalstatis🇳🇴🏴 @Goyslopper131]

“i’m somewhat a socialist” = fascist

[Regime Ideologist @RegimeIdeologue]

The dumb idiot Teutonics brought this upon themselves.

I feel nothing in my heart for their suffering.

[Thane of Cawdor @Makt_Myrkranna]

@jordanhknight_ You're an aspiring paid political consultant with generic yacht-club tastes/presentation, you have more in common with the figures on the left (striver normies with cockroach-like survival instincts) than the SYM character you're using as a stand-in for yourself

[Cannotspeak @Whereofonecant7]

@Clint_Davey1 Why?

[𝐒𝐕𝐕𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐃 @SVVVAYED]

The best attitude towards AI is treating it like a dumbass to bounce ideas off, which nevertheless helps you think of the correct answer. Much like how House treats his team