Michael Pueschell

Yogurt Ambassador, pro-cotton/poly to keep wrinkles in check, shoehound, Disneyrd™️, Jr meteorologist & economist, RavenCloffee™️, musicologist, thespian

[Michael Pueschell @Wheres_Mike]

@BenStiller @BenStiller Never thought I’d google, “group rate cremation.” —Too soon?

[Michael Pueschell @Wheres_Mike]

@netflix @netflix I SWEAR I WILL TAKE YOUR MOTHER OUT TO A NICE SEAFOOD DINNER—AND NEVER CALL HER AGAIN!

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@netflix @netflix have you tried putting this entire production including servers and commentators in rice?

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@Robbiepierce I’m a follower of Jesus. Conservative in values. Libertarian in politics. A messy hypocrite in transition. My heart breaks for your family and this travesty. I’m deeply sorry. The gospel of JC and those who claim to follow him often couldn’t be more misaligned. Peace and hope.

[Michael Pueschell @Wheres_Mike]

@katybowser We refer to him as “Vroom Vroomba.”

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@kalebrjmiller As a native Floridian, the feelz are coming at me in all directions with this post.

1. Tangerines
2. Cuties
3. Halos
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Black licorice
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Scorpion in a lollipop
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Haggis
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Nickelback
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Actual oranges

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@kevinmax All the feelz @kevinmax ....as a singer, I’d come home, burst open the door, and serenade my wife with “Return of the Singer.” We only had a 12 month old but I was already dad-joking so boss that she’d giggle, roll her eyes, and hurl shiny New Balances at me.

[Michael Pueschell @Wheres_Mike]

@kalebrjmiller @BekSzilagyi 🥺❤️

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@jeremycowart This tweet is my proverbial jam.

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@AlexEdelman 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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@kalebrjmiller Are you familiar? Welcome to the Catdom. Paw your way on in. It’s purrrfect inside.

sees self out*

Check out Call Me Kat on Hulu! https://t.co/Y2liPcFzfV

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Obscenely high ACA deductibles are a tax on the ignorant. We demanded coverage and then accepted deductibles that either demonstrate our belief that we’ll never use the coverage OR we didn’t read the fine print. At $15/hr you’ll work 800 hours (20 weeks) to pay your deductible.

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@TheSportsDrop1 Be better than this pejorative headline. Younger and older comparisons are interesting, but shaming the aging process is small-minded and despicable.

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@TheJunkBunk @netflix @hulu As a friend to so many published creatives, I couldn’t agree more. I think about them every time this happens....and I click that minimized box.

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@petersagal 👏🏻......👏🏻.......👏🏻......😂

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Have Germany, Pakistan, and Vatican City tried putting it in rice?

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@kalebrjmiller .....and then you see how long it has been since I 🐥.

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@stitchfix Not a gift card. If I share the link (and therefore a credit to them after signing up), what is the expiration date?

[Michael Pueschell @Wheres_Mike]

@stitchfix I have the $100 credit and I’m planning to use it as a Christmas gift. I cannot determine if there is an expiration date. Help, please?

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@emerald1910 Edmund—you are loved and infinitely valuable. Chosen and adopted. Peace, hope, and clarity to you, my friend.