Whitney Miller

More ridiculous than anyone will ever know.

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@NEO_Scan Oh sh*t I think I saw him. I thought it was weird he was on 2 but thought he was trying to get something 🥺

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It's supposed to be Pride night.... Is the Pride in the room with us? #pride #🌈 #whereisthegayyyyyyy @cavs

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Stan Twitter

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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And yet it's still called a Tweet 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Well shit.

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@portmantoast @POTUS Oh but don't worry, if you default you have a year to figure out how to pay for them before we ruin your credit!

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Witnessing bad behavior and complaining about it later when you didn't confront it in the moment is not productive. Hold each other accountable!

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How am I attracted to beautiful, sexy, smart women and yet I have a crush on a BOY?!?? 🤦🏻‍♀️

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The best bisexual anthem 🎉

[LIZZO @lizzo]

SPECIAL. THE ALBUM. JULY 15. ❤️
https://t.co/sTyIW6Pcf3

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Welp.. added a new immediate swipe left criteria today. Who knew 'has a podcast' would be right up there with 'man with fish'

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@dinosursur I want some of that 36/week life please.

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@dinosursur My whole goal for 2022

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I have a lot of new goals in how I want to present myself to the world in my 30s.. Well I just woke up, dream me is already there and bagged herself a vampire 💋 I'd say things are going pretty good

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Why am I grossed out with the idea of buying a used couch but am always looking for used armchairs?

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So today I bought a lot of things to improve organization in my house, in case you were wondering which stage of quarantine I'm in

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That feeling when a guy from Hinge finds your LinkedIn profile and actually views it so you get a notification 🙄🙄🙄🙄

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I had a really hard day, so on this International Women's day I celebrate myself because I need a reminder of my strength.

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I ordered pizza because it's been a rough week and in my apparent Friday blindness, accidentally doubled my order. Happy weekend to me...

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So my camera on my computer isn't high quality enough to pick up my full makeup (mascara) so I just look like I went full 2000's emo and I'm NOT upset about it