Kelsey Petersen

[Kelsey Petersen @kpladyyy]

truly nothing more humbling than having a crush, i tell u wut

[Neet @neet_sol]

Job recruiter: Where do you see yourself in five years?
Me:

[Kelsey Petersen @kpladyyy]

if a toilet automatically flushes while you are still sitting down, you should get to smash it with a sledgehammer

[SUE the T. rex @SUEtheTrex]

TODAY IS MY UNEARTH DAY! THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE DAY THEY FOUND ME IN THE GROUND!

CELEBRATE BY CREATING CHAOS IN A MIDWESTERN CITY. EAT RAW MEAT OUTSIDE. SCREAM AT PUBLIC ART. MAKE AN ENEMY OF A STATUE. BULLY A MAMMAL. SECRETLY BE TENDER. SCREAM AT A ROCK IN THE SKY!

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

"HOT DOGS" right into an absolute bomb. Peak baseball

[Kelsey Petersen @kpladyyy]

@cherrystyles_8 paging @baseballcontext

[tootsie scooter @suzietoot]

is this ??? the cuntiest thing thats ever been done by anyone ever ??

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

this perfectly captures public opinion of crypto

[104.3 The Score @thescorechicago]

Mully gives a big shoutout to Chicago fans, noting the big ovation for the Bears as they walked off Soldier Field and then the thunderous ovation for Jonathan Toews in his return to the United Center were awesome.

"I am proud to be from Chicago," he says.

"This is a great sports town."

[CC Sabathia @CC_Sabathia]

Man somebody get this Grok shit off my timeline 🤣

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Make it count.

[Max Markham @MaxMarkhamNFL]

No fans deserve happiness, more.

[katie ❤️‍🔥 @corneliastkatie]

perhaps taylor is soft launching that she adopted an orange cat

[National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum ⚾ @baseballhall]

A landmark day for women in baseball and another Diamond Dream achieved.

Jen Pawol is donating the cap she wore in her @MLB umpiring debut to the Hall of Fame.

[✌️ @deejay_gray]

just in case zero to hero from hercules comes on

[Kelsey Petersen @kpladyyy]

@frankieendoondo @peacock this is a golden opportunity

[Amnesty International @amnesty]

Amnesty International’s new landmark report concludes that Israeli authorities have committed – and still are committing - genocide against Palestinians in the occupied Gaza Strip.

Full report, out now.

#EndGazaGenocide https://t.co/IwKzHPXqXU

[chris ☀️ TBCC D16 @arcanegold]

i love art history! there’s no other reason i’m posting this image of judith slaying holofernes painted by artemisia gentileschi

[B R Y A N 🦂 @Bryyxnc]

“no matter who is president jesus is king”

[Kelsey Petersen @kpladyyy]

@svershbow Off-white, cream, or otherwise light neutral sweater under $150. Seeking something cozy for engagement photos. (Size small)

Also: your favorite medium wash jeans?