Maria Brown

[Maria Brown @WhiskyMaria]

@SkyNews Tosh. You shouldn’t be asking for ‘help’, that assumes it’s your job and your responsibility.

[Maria Brown @WhiskyMaria]

@GeoffNorcott ‘Funny story, you’ll love this’ 🤣

[Maria Brown @WhiskyMaria]

@PaulWoldfarm Can't tell you how many times I have bristled at such comments. Great piece.

[Maria Brown @WhiskyMaria]

@Roberto_cycles @RupertMyers Did a 19 year old who went with his dad really choose?

[Maria Brown @WhiskyMaria]

@LeahBoleto Too good to be true? It probably is.

[Maria Brown @WhiskyMaria]

@AlistairHaimes @JamesMelville https://t.co/wK7uTMwgLM

[Maria Brown @WhiskyMaria]

@AliBaskerville As you rightly say thoughts not reality. Tbh, I'm amazed people have coped with the last year as well as they have. But genuinely feel we're on the last lap now and better times just round the corner. Then come and see me in Leeds and we can drink and be merry. Xxx

[Maria Brown @WhiskyMaria]

@AliBaskerville #nailedit

[Maria Brown @WhiskyMaria]

@srhornsea @c_renouf2707 @BBCTwo He was so brave. Surgery cancelled, another 2 weeks of waiting. My god, you'd have to dig deep. Hope he's doing well now. #hospital

[Maria Brown @WhiskyMaria]

@adamrowecomedy @5tevieM @Hermesparcels Oh God, @Hermesparcels do they even exist?

[Maria Brown @WhiskyMaria]

@Hermesparcels @SimplyBeUK you have asked me to contact you but its impossible! I left message yesterday heard nothing. Cannot find a HOSPITAL with correct address? @AmazonUK delivered numerous times. Paid for next day delivery. Awful. #Hermes #hermesparcels #simplybe

[Maria Brown @WhiskyMaria]

@AliBaskerville Omg! That is SO nice. X

[Maria Brown @WhiskyMaria]

@Shinobilyrical1 @AccidentalP Best yet

[Maria Brown @WhiskyMaria]

@sarahopie @RailwayMuseum @ThisIsWiltshire Ah! Was at York Station today! With kids for an outing to York dungeon. They loved it. Didn't see you though xxx

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Things more enticing than saying a bit about yourself:
-Punch in the face
-Sardine milkshake
-Jogging on upturned plugs
-Medium-rare chicken

[Jayne Sharp @Jaynesharp]

Back to school! Right?!

[Fergus Craig @FergusCraig]

Detective Roger LeCarre - the cream of the Devon and Cornwall Police Force.

[Businessweek @BW]

It's just Canad now

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Knowing it’s been a strange year when a pint and a haircut is the ultimate dream

[Fergus Craig @FergusCraig]

Dad tries to negotiate a lower council tax bill.