Whisper the Hero Dog

I may be a dog, but I'm smarter than the average bear!

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That jerk took my phone away because I was tweeting too much.

Anyway, I saw a squirrel today!

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You walk through that door every day. Sometimes twice a day. Yet, somehow, you never take me with you.

WHERE DO YOU GO!?!?

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Aaahh!! I farted on my own head!

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A building caught fire, and I knew there was trouble inside, so I put myself at risk, ran in, and successfully rescued the sandwiches!

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@K9_Dan Does he have more toys than me? Can I pay with them?

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Hey, why'd you wake me up? I was having the best dream about playing a wicked drum solo!

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When we go to the store, the guy thinks he's being nice, and letting me pick out a new toy. Funny that he thinks he has a say in the matter.

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.@PetfacePets One time, I lost my bear and my donkey, and I got so mad that I ate a whole couch.

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Does your pet have a funny Tail To Tell? Retweet & tell us your #pet story to enter to #win a #prize. #petface #comp

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Yeah, but how am I supposed to know that it was me who peed there unless I smell it first?

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.@jennyjaffe Here's my selfie! Don't hold back!

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If I won't eat it, neither should you.

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Ugh. Tell that squirrel to stop teasing me!

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No, I'm pretty sure we never had a cat.

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@MKPTVG Holy crap! You're following me!? You're not my tail, are you?

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Hey! Hey, do you see that?! It's another dog! Hey! HEY! OTHER DOG! LET'S PLAY!

Sorry, nevermind. It was just a tree branch.

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YOU'RE OUT OF BED?! GREAT! I NEED TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING!!!!! LOOK!!! LOOK!!!!! ISN'T IT GREAT?!?! IT'S THAT BEAR YOU GAVE ME TWO YEARS AGO!!

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Hey, why doesn't the cat want to play with my toys? I try to share, and she just yells at me! You go yell at her, now, okay?

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I just licked my butt. Want a kiss?

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You took away my ball! Just for that, I'll wait until you leave, then eat the TV remote, and a few books.