Sunday Vegas checklist
-win 300k on the slots and burn it in front of my dad
-boots on the ground at Vegas game
-get retarded drunk by 2pm, shit pants by 3pm
-collect all the naked girls cards and call them all pretending I’m Carson Klatt
-go to strip club with 11 month old son
Headed to Vegas. 3 things I’ve already checked off my list.
1. Not shaving pubic hair
2. Not shaving nipple hair
3. Not trimming toenails
Go time baby!!