Whitney Hodges

Musician/singer/songwriter who dabbles in comedy writing/stand up.Yep I'm a renaissance woman.

[Whitney Hodges @WhitHodges]

You realize the reason why you're probably single when you're sitting on the couch serenading your dog to Mariah Carey "Fantasy" alone...

[Whitney Hodges @WhitHodges]

I am long overdue to see my boys @jasoncollings @BrentMorin #gottamakeithappen

[Whitney Hodges @WhitHodges]

Yep we done with the dating apps #peopledumb #mentallyoverit #allbymyself

[Whitney Hodges @WhitHodges]

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[Whitney Hodges @WhitHodges]

For anyone wanting to know it’s hard to eat ice cream with a charcoal face mask on #themoreyouknow #icantfeelmyfacewhenieatyou

[Barstool Rocky Top @BarstoolTenn]

Unfucking real man. That just about sums up being a Tennessee sports fan.

[Whitney Hodges @WhitHodges]

Well the 2nd half of this @Vol_Football game has just been awful 🫣🫣🤭 #stilllovemyVols

[Whitney Hodges @WhitHodges]

If you’re gonna be douche and not respond to me via text or Snapchat after you blew my phone up make sure you turn your settings to where it doesn’t say read #youretheasshole #datingsucks

[Whitney Hodges @WhitHodges]

Why the hell is it an act of congress to get people these to communicate in the dating pool these days?!? #iknowyourphoneisinyourhand

[Whitney Hodges @WhitHodges]

Just gonna end up being single forever #datingsucksthesedays

[Whitney Hodges @WhitHodges]

I sweah fo gawd it gets old being told by the opposite sex how great I am but theyr’re ntk ready to be in a relationship! #datingsucks #singleforever #icantanymore #provemwrong

[Whitney Hodges @WhitHodges]

@ChrisYoungMusic out here trying to break the internet and caused me to drop a whole bottle of opened water 🥵

[ChrisYoungMusic @ChrisYoungMusic]

Thanks for the Happy Birthday messages! #hifromparadise

[Whitney Hodges @WhitHodges]

People if you’re interested in dating someone fucking text them back and don’t act like you don’t like them #itsnotthathard #datingsucks

[Whitney Hodges @WhitHodges]

I swear today is one of those days where I feel like nothing has gone smoothly or right #canigetaredo #reallythepastfewweeks

[Whitney Hodges @WhitHodges]

Looks like it’s just a me day to see @Guardians 3 by myself since everyone is busy #allbymyself

[Whitney Hodges @WhitHodges]

I’m gonna need all you thirsty @mattrife girls to quit buying up all his tickets.Some of us just wanna watch this man’s make us laugh #igetithespretty

[Whitney Hodges @WhitHodges]

I may or may not have had some tears seeing @AdamSandler tonight.Thank you Sandman for always bringing the laughs and giving me one of the best nights of my life #childhooddreamcometrue

[Whitney Hodges @WhitHodges]

Some days I wonder why I even have a phone.Feel like I only get texts or phone calls when people want something

[Whitney Hodges @WhitHodges]

Who knew it was so damn hard to find someone to go see @AdamSandler with 🙄

[Whitney Hodges @WhitHodges]

Soooo I get to see one of my childhood idols @adamsandler in April and I’m geeking out! #thesandman https://t.co/ckRV1rAIuc

[Whitney Hodges @WhitHodges]

On the verge of deactivating my socials for https://t.co/WWn1rZOhu2 one cares what I do anyway…