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haha guys wasn’t that funny

[whit @Whitbennett03]

Does Paris take EBT?

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“And you know what, you could talk me into a cult” - Grace A
Biggest compliment

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It’s past midnight and the urge to play the NYT games is eating at me

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Haven’t been on here in a while- just reread my own tweets for a chuckle

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I KNOW we’re striking NYT rn… but I really think there should be two rounds of the games because come 6pm I want, nay I NEED more

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The issue with a midnight snack is that I want something hefty. Yet, I don’t want to make something hefty

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Why does everyone hate on Tom for fooling around 😭

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Taking everything in me to not bring the whole bag of salami to bed

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Sometimes you just have to say “whatever” and roll to ur other side of the bed.

[whit @Whitbennett03]

Sometimes I think I can feel wine giving me an ulcer

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Opened my settings to “set” an alarm again 😔

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When did it become normalized to stop tipping people who host experiences? All I’m saying is I’ve been a barista and I’ve been an escape room host and the latter should be getting tipped at the same rate if not more 😭

[whit @Whitbennett03]

I’ll send tik toks to friends through the app all day long, but if I send one through TEXT. That’s a must watch and MUST reply kinda tok

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We need to bring disco back.

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@binchcity what are some of your guys fav podcasts? I’ve listened to almost every one of your episodes in the span of 2 months and need to know what comes next 😫

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I’m trying to find out about the BIRD FLU because it’s in OUR FOOD. And I have to PAY?? To educate myself for my own safety???

[whit @Whitbennett03]

Calling out the @nytimes and @WashingtonPoint because I should not have to pay to get important news about our health and possibly deadly diseases going around the country. Withholding information about extremely time sensitive and possibly deadly current events is a disservice.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

as I was leaving the bar my friend said “you were a hit tonight. an absolute crowd favorite” and I just wanna say that’s the kind of validation I will be expecting going forward

[whit @Whitbennett03]

And here’s to knowing what I deserve 🥂

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I’ve said it before I’ll say it again: 5G is a scam, my phone NEVER works on 5G I always need WiFi

[whit @Whitbennett03]

Yes social media is toxic but what about when u see a post from someone u haven’t talked to in a while and decided to reach out and yall reconnect 💓💓