Rick

Iowan. Tar Heel.

[David @dqveed]

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment see

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[J.P. Hovey @jhovey34]

Honestly was not expecting Eric Church to give one of the best commencement speeches of all time.

Chief CRUSHED this 🫡

[frye @___frye]

has RFK tried just coughing really hard

[Rick @WhiteToastRick]

Only if they fight to the death.

[TMZ @TMZ]

👀 Hunter Biden wants a cage match with Donald Trump's sons Eric and Don Jr.

Credit: Instagram / channel5

[naiive @naiivememe]

Temu delivery guy crossing the Strait of Hormuz to deliver my fake Rolex

[Rick @WhiteToastRick]

@CycloneATH McDonald’s CEO vibes

[Rick @WhiteToastRick]

@ScottDochterman Anyone screenshot it?

[Iowa Men’s Basketball @IowaHoops]

One heck of a ride. 🖤

[Hawkeye Nate @HawkeyeNate21]

IOWA LITERALLY OWNS NEBRASKA

[The Football Vault @FootballVault1]

“Is hating Duke falling out of style?”

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Trump’s cabinet meeting this morning

[Shehan Jeyarajah @ShehanJeyarajah]

Hubert Davis showed up, ruined Coach K’s retirement and then dipped. You gotta respect it.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Quadruple Amputee Cornhole Champion Claims It Was A Different Quadruple Amputee Cornhole Champion Who Shot That Guy https://t.co/UL7F0Ep0O8

[mrredpillz jokaqarmy @JOKAQARMY1]

Iran War. The movie

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

IOWA STUNS FLORIDA WITH A LAST SECOND THREE 🤯

THIS TOURNAMENT 🤩

Watch March Madness on TNT Sports

[The Football Vault @FootballVault1]

“How are you able to just sit on your couch 12 hours a day for 4 straight days watching college basketball?”

Me:

[Rick @WhiteToastRick]

@SenSchumer Why do you always abuse TSA employees as pawns in your stupid political games?

[Rick @WhiteToastRick]

This seems like an issue every time Iowa makes the tournament.

[Chris Meglio @chris_meglio]

Bennett Stirtz talked about how NCAA Tournament basketballs are different than the basketballs they’ve played with all season. Says they’re really full of air: “This open practice helps a lot.”

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.

This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.