“Sometimes parents come up to me and they be like ‘Yo my son play just like you’… and I think to myself like ‘your son is ass’.”
- Draymond Green
(Via @UnguardedPod, h/t @TheHoopsAlerts)
Fyi a few of us are getting teleported against our will to hunt this guy down. I'll explain once we're in that room together. Group chats don't really work, I'll explain that too.
[after showing Homer “The Odyssey”]
me: so, what’d you think?
homer: did you enslave their souls to enlarge those men and trap them within the screen for our amusement?
me: *sigh* homer. I can’t keep explai—you know what sure, yes. I took their souls.